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I have invented a revolutionary new transportation technology.

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    Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — The Soapbox


    Uncreative — 9 months ago(June 13, 2025 03:02 PM)

    I can't believe nobody else thought of it before. By my estimate I'll be a trillionaire within 3 years unless Big Oil has me murdered.

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      HollyJollyHanukka — 9 months ago(June 13, 2025 03:05 PM)

      ZERO EMISSIONS!
      If you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.

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        Phaenon — 9 months ago(June 13, 2025 03:05 PM)

        Ding Dong
        !
        🤡🌎

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          Uncreative — 9 months ago(June 13, 2025 03:14 PM)

          Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magnets.

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            Phaenon — 9 months ago(June 13, 2025 03:18 PM)

            Don't forget that magnet can destroy hard drives too
            Eliminating the chance to store how they work on anything other than paper (Which burns).
            They're like the top Pokémon card with all the buffs
            Ding Dong
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            🤡🌎

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              Uncreative — 9 months ago(June 13, 2025 08:34 PM)

              So you're saying I can make data privacy a big selling point for these cars too? I'm on a roll here.

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                Phaenon — 9 months ago(June 13, 2025 09:04 PM)

                And you can park them on fridges
                Ding Dong
                !
                🤡🌎

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                  HollyJollyHanukka — 9 months ago(June 13, 2025 10:12 PM)

                  🤣🤣
                  If you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.

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                    Lilith — 9 months ago(June 13, 2025 03:06 PM)

                    snort
                    "Your emotional state is not my responsibility." – Warren Smith

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                      Dazed — 9 months ago(June 13, 2025 03:10 PM)

                      You stupid fuckers, you know who you are.

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                        /.ㅤ — 9 months ago(June 13, 2025 08:45 PM)

                        sigma's gonna sigma
                        My password is password.

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                          Dazed — 9 months ago(June 14, 2025 12:50 PM)

                          I don't know what that means
                          He rarely replies to me anyway
                          You stupid fuckers, you know who you are.

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                            Uncreative — 9 months ago(June 14, 2025 03:38 PM)

                            Today is your lucky day

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                              Dazed — 9 months ago(June 14, 2025 04:15 PM)

                              You stupid fuckers, you know who you are.

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                                /.ㅤ — 9 months ago(June 14, 2025 03:52 PM)

                                SoulVenom is a self declared sigma.
                                My password is password.

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                                  Dazed — 9 months ago(June 14, 2025 04:12 PM)

                                  I had completely forgotten that he exists.
                                  I'm assuming that being a sigma is a bad thing?
                                  You stupid fuckers, you know who you are.

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                                    /.ㅤ — 9 months ago(June 14, 2025 04:14 PM)

                                    You have him blocked, darling?
                                    My password is password.

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                                      Dazed — 9 months ago(June 14, 2025 04:14 PM)

                                      I suspect so.
                                      You stupid fuckers, you know who you are.

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                                        /.ㅤ — 9 months ago(June 14, 2025 04:18 PM)

                                        The OP is an awesome parody of one of sigma's threads.
                                        My password is password.

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                                          Dazed — 9 months ago(June 14, 2025 04:22 PM)

                                          Ah okay, no wonder I didn't get it!
                                          Thanks.
                                          You stupid fuckers, you know who you are.

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