Jesus will be back

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Mileykai — 10 months ago(May 09, 2025 07:24 PM)

And he’s going to destroy most of humanity and the earth completely nothing matters anymore but God especially now

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/.ㅤ — 10 months ago(May 09, 2025 07:40 PM)

The new pope is the 2nd to last pope before the Anti-Christ rules for 1000 years. You better start going to church twice a week before it's too late.
My password is password.

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Mileykai — 10 months ago(May 09, 2025 09:01 PM)

Actually
He is the last
Pope

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Jizz Hornkamp — 10 months ago(May 09, 2025 09:09 PM)

right after these messages
The only poster who made Steve Lake wet his pants 4 times without ever breaking a sweat each of those times.
Wildmanwizard

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MovieManCin2 — 10 months ago(May 10, 2025 07:37 AM)

MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

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soapbox original gangster — 10 months ago(May 09, 2025 09:45 PM)

I hope not and Jesus forgets the directions

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LivingDeadBoy️ — 10 months ago(May 10, 2025 07:38 AM)

Whats the source of this info. Christians have been saying this for 2000 years.
Fidelio♟️

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/.ㅤ — 10 months ago(May 10, 2025 08:25 AM)

Take your meds.
My password is password.

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/.ㅤ — 10 months ago(May 10, 2025 11:45 PM)

He's already back. His name is Trump.
My password is password.

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filmflaneur — 9 months ago(June 30, 2025 08:30 PM)

‘…But there is worse to come. ‘Say what you like,’ we shall be told, ‘the apocalyptic beliefs of the first Christians have been proved to be false. It is clear from the New Testament that they all expected the Second Coming in their own lifetime. And, worse still, they had a reason, and one which you will find very embarrassing. Their Master had told them so. He shared, and indeed created, their delusion. He said in so many words, “this generation shall not pass till all these things be done.” And He was wrong. He clearly knew no more about the end of the world than anyone else.’
It is certainly the most embarrassing verse in the Bible. "
C S Lewis
The World’s Last Night: And Other Essays
(San Francisco, HarperOne: 2007)
I think you'll find things are a little more complicated than that.

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IForgot — 9 months ago(June 30, 2025 09:10 PM)

He came back

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fg43gv34g34 — 9 months ago(June 30, 2025 09:12 PM)

Hold up lemme kill myself real quick. Jews are finally saved.

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fg43gv34g34 — 9 months ago(June 30, 2025 09:11 PM)

Sounds like a great guy.