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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Harrison Ford
Doodoomyte — 3 years ago(December 19, 2022 03:04 PM)
Running up the street past In-N-Out Burger, or three heroes of Indiana Jones, The Terminator, and Brian Mills all stalk their quarry.
“Quiet Arnold!”
“ If I hear another queef from you?”
“Inn Yahar dweems, feeble boy!”
Harrison Fords face turns red.
“ He’s over there, now shut it!”
The group follows a waddling Steven Seagal through West Hollywood
They stop and sign the occasional autographs, with Harrison Ford using his way to inadvertently take passerby’s watches.
Liam Neeson suggest they go to a strip club so he can change his depends, meanwhile Arnold is eating ice cream, hotdogs, eggrolls.
“ need my golden Urinal!’
“I need my golden bedpan!”
“I need my dentures!”
One patron yells at them that they need deodorant
In a vacant lot Steven Seagal steps out, and sneers at the three. “ Not bad, you chimps, but I have what you seek, and it wasn’t pretty, fellas!”
“ Just hand over the stuff, brenden Frazier!”
“ Harry, dats Steven Seagull, not Brenden Frazier?”
“ GIT To Da CHOPPA!!! “
The three attack Seegull Who Easily Outmaneuver is the three bumbling goons and former box office stars.
By the time it’s over but cracks are showing, heaving Chests about to burst, Steven Seagal laughs. But Liam Neeson has one trick up my sleeve.
“ Take this flabby boooy!”
The former Hitmaker rips off his depend! All that sweaty cheese flies right in The face of Seegull causing Seagal to fall to the ground. It is revealed that this is nothing but a fat suit.
They rip off the Steven Seagal master reveal……JENIFER LAWRENCE!
“ what?” All three answer?
“ I found out if I can just steal your golden bed pan, your golden urinal, and your golden dentures, and your depends that maybe I could use them all of the ones I can’t take action film, and I would be queen!”
“Not on yerh knife, poopie pants!“
Arnold tosses the hunger games star into traffic. Blood And guts everywhere
“ why the fvck u do that, Arnie?” Liam yells.
“ Just because!”
The three end up at a bar and end up totally drunk to the point where Arnold blocks around to all the women with his pants down and yells “ mine shaft!”
Fin