If trump were a NFL coach
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677aa24c1b3965d5723687cb938c792e — 4 months ago(December 01, 2025 03:19 AM)
the team would suck and have a losing record, and trump would claim he had the best record in the NFL.
When the sports reporters would ask trump about all the bad plays he called, he would deny that he put those plays in and he would call the sports reporters "fake news" and then he would claim that the game his team just lost was rigged and he actually won it.
Then, when the team record was not good enough to get into the playoffs, trump would blame the previous coach, the offensive and defensive coordinators, all the players, the owner, the referees . . . trump would never take any accountability at all for how ****ty the team was.
It would basically be the same as it is right now with trump being an illegitimate potus and a legitimate pos. Except that in the NFL, trump would be fired. -
WarrenPeace — 4 months ago(December 01, 2025 02:26 PM)
Memo from your best of all time new coach, Donald J Trump.
ALL the players and everyone on the staff will be white and 100% American.
All non whites, before they are cut from the team, will be screened to make sure they are all here legally.
All players are to only eat Trump Streaks and only drink Trump Ice water for every meal and beverage to give them the extra edge.
We want the best for our best.
I only have two plays.
One is for passing the other is for running.
They always work.
Believe me.
People are always coming up to me and saying, "How do you keep winning games using only two plays? That's amazing!"
So you do your job and I'll do mine which is being the best coach in the whole history of all coaches for all time.
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall -
Yermom_Is_God — 4 months ago(December 01, 2025 02:56 PM)
Lol, the left is so unhinged and stupid that they resort to "If Trump were a NFL coach." At least it entertained Warren, though.
"I am Kamala Harris, my pronouns are she and her, and I am a woman sitting at the table wearing a blue suit." -A fucking idiot
