Best Theme Park you've been to
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Aph the cat whisperer — 6 months ago(September 06, 2025 08:07 AM)
I've only ever been to a couple of uk theme parks in my younger years and they were all ****
Flamingo land
Pleasure island- that rocket ride was terrifying with no straps and the ability to twist your rocket upside down. My 14 year old self was SCREECHING at my classmate like 50ft in the air to get the **** off the controller and all she could do was laugh like a madman whilst I clung to the rocket for dear life. No seatbelts either. How was that thing even legal? A boy in the next rocket to us threw up when he got off
I tried googling the ride to no avail. Yeah, I wonder ****ing why that thing vanished off the face of the earth 
Lightwater Valley
Alton Towers
I'm forgetting one..
googles Holy **** I'm missing over 40 theme parks. Wat? When the **** did we even have over 10?
I've been waiting for my youngest to fatten up and grow a bit so I can take him to a few parks. Daren't even put him on the waltzers at fair he's that fragile
Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 