Dawg, who wrote this ****!?! Cringy "jokes".. Dawg I can't even.. And they spent $200 million on this!?!

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Lara Croft — 1 year ago(May 14, 2024 07:48 PM)

Dawg, who wrote this ****!?! Cringy "jokes".. Dawg I can't even.. And they spent $200 million on this!?!
Oh ****, some homo sapiens lived for hundred of thousands of years in the hollow earth hidden from us
FUCK OFF, HOLLYWOOD
Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

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bigbadwolf666 — 1 year ago(May 18, 2024 02:57 AM)

That’s what I thought.
They didnt even bring Kong from Kong Island back, fk thiz sht!
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Without strife, you do not advance.
Without strife, there is only stagnation.

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SealedCargo — 1 year ago(December 24, 2024 07:32 AM)

it's what I call Starkasm. Just because Robert Downey Jr. did the lightning-speed sarcasm well… since he'd been doing it long before Marvel… all of these kind of movies involving superpowers of some kind have to have a joke-a-minute, including the new star wars, and not everyone can do it… plus that "wait did I just hear what you just said" kind of thing with comedy that's both slow and fast at the same time… that's what they were doing here… or something…
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Uncreative — 1 year ago(December 24, 2024 03:44 PM)

I expected the humans to be useless. The problem was that 99% of the Planet of the Apes spinoff takes place underground with other giant apes so you can't really even get a sense of scale for their size.