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    Vlad. — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 01:53 AM)

    Bought an expensive vacuum cleaner on sale thinking I made a great glorious purchase. My apartment and life will become so, so clean. All impurities will be vindicated and cleansed from life.
    Not so. “Battery not included.”
    Said that on the box in the smallest print and I bought it online. So the cocksuckers want me to spend $100 on this retarded not included battery. What the actual ****? What a crock of ****.
    Fuck vacuum cleaners and **** batteries.
    Stop.

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      The Kraken — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 01:54 AM)

      Right on, man.

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        hungryinconway — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 01:55 AM)

        lol is it one of those deals from some third world asian hellhole and if you want a refund you have to send it back at your own expense ($800) and wait 8-12 weeks for refund which never comes and you've completely forgotten about by then?
        The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

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          Vlad. — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 01:59 AM)

          No. It’s a US brand from a US store sold to me by a US MILF.
          But I bought it online for pickup and I (like an asshole) spent 40 minutes reading the ****ty reviews from people, the website’s ****ty description, running it thru a specialized software using a fine toothed comb. None of this research unveiled the sick truth.
          Stop.

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            The◇Mechanic — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 02:01 AM)

            I would expect at least 5 blowjobs from this US Milf
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              Vlad. — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 02:02 AM)

              She wasn’t that hot but I was of the mind at the time.
              Like she was 5/10 which is better than what you’ll get here, right fugazi
              Stop.

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                The◇Mechanic — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 02:01 AM)

                And then throw her out your apt window.
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                  Vlad. — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 01:56 AM)

                  Fuck off, Lowe’s. I’ve blocked your scammer ass.
                  Stop.

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                    The◇Mechanic — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 01:59 AM)

                    Wtf
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                      138 — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 02:00 AM)

                      Ha ha, cucked
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                        Vlad. — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 02:01 AM)

                        It’s a HEPA filter so maybe it cures your hepatitis you ****ed up ill formed literal retard-toothed panty-wearing cock smoker.
                        Fuck you.
                        Stop.

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                          138 — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 02:02 AM)

                          I thought I had alien teeth. Aliens are wicked smaht. They also have big heads like me.
                          Big dick too.
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                            /.​ — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 02:05 AM)

                            Aliens are depicted as sexless because they've evolved beyond that mode of reproduction. You're the runt retard they send out in a generation 1 flying saucer which crashes upon entry to Earth's atmosphere.
                            My password is password

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                              138 — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 02:06 AM)

                              A retard by alien stabdards is still a genius by human ones. ✌️😎
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                                /.​ — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 02:09 AM)

                                You were made in a lab and your ass was the first your highly decorated sibling probed.
                                My password is password

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                                  The◇Mechanic — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 02:05 AM)

                                  Deformed midget dick.
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                                    138 — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 02:06 AM)

                                    No woman who has ever seen it thought so, gramps.
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                                      The◇Mechanic — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 02:07 AM)

                                      Disabled dick
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                                        138 — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 02:12 AM)

                                        Is that what's written on your ID?
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                                          𝕤 𝕚 𝕩𝕩𝕩 𝕤 𝕜 𝕚 𝕟 𝕤 — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 02:34 AM)

                                          stop making this a fugazi thread

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