What in the america is going on? Where's the gravy? Where's the roasties? Corn on the cob!?!?!
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∂³∑x — 1 year ago(December 29, 2024 11:24 AM)
I thought that said farts for a moment
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It reminds me of the time I was playing bingo down Buchanan Street. This coloured fellow called me a ******, so I got on my knees and took his load. I then smiled and said who's the ****** now?
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Aph the cat whisperer — 1 year ago(December 29, 2024 11:30 AM)
shocked me so much I farted!

Last time I went to bingo my friend and I were messing about with lighters before it was time to play and she accidently set her hair on fire. Everyone staring was enough to make me play online for the rest of eternity