Do you say "literally" non-literally?
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/.ㅤ — 9 months ago(July 02, 2025 09:20 PM)
This literally happened:
It's 6 PM. The dino nuggies are almost done in the microwave. Fugazi shouts to his sister, "Bring me my red shirt." She brings the red shirt and Fugazi puts it on. He promptly devours the entire plate in 30 seconds flat. Not a single burn in his mouth.
A few days later, he demands 3 plates of barbecue adjacent ribs from a frozen TV dinner. The floorboards creak in terror. But the courageous Fugazi hollers to his sister, "Bring me my red shirt!" After the feast, the sister asks, "Why do you call for your red shirt before dinner?" Fugazi replies, "So that if I spill ketchup, you will not see my stains."
The next morning the sister screams, "You're eating me out of house and home! Get a ****ing job you utter waste of space!" Fugazi goes silent. He looks to the Fat Mexican, waiting for backup. It does not come. Entitled as ever, Fugazi bellows .. "Bring me my brown pants!"
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sheetsadam1 — 9 months ago(July 03, 2025 06:07 AM)
Same… And also filler words/phrases like "um" or "you know?" I actually broke myself of the habit once when I had to do a lot of presentations in college, but haven't had any reason to stay in practice.
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