quite disappointing

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BOOMSHIT — 5 months ago(October 30, 2025 11:02 AM)

quite disappointing
it can measure all kinds of things. standing, sitting, exercise of various kinds, sleeping, irregular heart beat, and so on… but it can't measure masturbation.
I'd love get like a personal masturbation score that measures intensity, average time to climax, heart rate during and after climax, frequencies of masturbation sessions, frequency of masturbation sessions without climax, etc
unfortunately apple either hasn't developed masturbation detection technology or they just don't want to
jestergooning

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/.ㅤ — 5 months ago(October 30, 2025 01:39 PM)

Pair that with a global leaderboard and that would be ****ing amazing.
My password is password.

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BOOMSHIT — 5 months ago(October 30, 2025 02:26 PM)

jestergooning

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/.ㅤ — 5 months ago(October 30, 2025 02:30 PM)

…or maybe, just hear me out, maybe a weak masturbatory technique ?
My password is password.