Stupidest actors' names

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Noodles Malone — 3 years ago(August 08, 2022 01:44 AM)

The stupidest names I've heard are:
Shia LaBeouf
Channing Tatum
I guess their parents wanted them to be homos, cuz those are homo names for sure.

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ToastedCheese — 3 years ago(August 08, 2022 01:45 AM)

I'd do them.
Norman! What did you put in my tea?

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WarrenPeace — 3 years ago(August 08, 2022 04:14 AM)

Shia is nuts.
You sure you want him?
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ToastedCheese — 3 years ago(August 08, 2022 06:04 AM)

That's his problem. He's in complete denial and frustrated, that is why he's nuts.
Norman! What did you put in my tea?

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WarrenPeace — 3 years ago(August 08, 2022 06:07 AM)

He had such promise but then when he did the **** he did…
Dunno why he threw it all away like that.
Same with Lindsay Lohan.
Guess some just cannot handle the fame.
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ToastedCheese — 3 years ago(August 08, 2022 06:10 AM)

Norman! What did you put in my tea?

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WarrenPeace — 3 years ago(August 08, 2022 04:13 AM)

Liam Neeson
Even though he has been a "murder them all with no trial," action star he has such a lame name.
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Cheeky — 3 years ago(August 08, 2022 04:18 AM)

It's a shortened version of William
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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Pandora — 3 years ago(August 08, 2022 06:57 AM)

Wow, of course it is! I even have a couple of friends called Liam but I never made the connection to William (that's my cat's name btw)

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Cheeky — 3 years ago(August 08, 2022 07:11 AM)

Kitty!!
A friend of mine named her cats Titus, Jack and Clyde
Titus is an older guy, Jack and Clyde are brothers
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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Pandora — 3 years ago(August 08, 2022 07:16 AM)

I've always given my pets people names

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Cheeky — 3 years ago(August 08, 2022 07:19 AM)

Me too! Although I only got to name one and I named him Jordy
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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Pandora — 3 years ago(August 08, 2022 07:22 AM)

That's a nice name. I've had Sid, Millie, Alfie, Toby, Molly, Rosie …

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Cheeky — 3 years ago(August 08, 2022 07:40 AM)

Sweet
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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/.​ — 3 years ago(August 08, 2022 04:15 AM)

Bentadick Cucumberpatch
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Deliciousfeet — 3 years ago(August 08, 2022 04:25 AM)

scoot mcnairy

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Dave Newport — 3 years ago(August 08, 2022 07:03 AM)

Good choice, DF!
If you haven't seen him in "Monsters," check it out. I first saw him in AMC's "Halt and Catch Fire."

• It sure looks like it's dead. Let's eat. +

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Cheeky — 3 years ago(August 08, 2022 04:27 AM)

Whoopi Goldberg
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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WarrenPeace — 3 years ago(August 08, 2022 05:22 AM)

Is Caryn Elaine Johnson any better?
That is Whoopi's real name.
Odd that she selected a Jewish last name if she is not.
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Cheeky — 3 years ago(August 08, 2022 05:48 AM)

I think it is, sure
I don't know if there are any black people with Jewish surnames, or even Italian for that matter
I guess only certain ethnicities were slave owners
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana