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It doesn't work. It's only an illusion that it works. I can prove it to you.

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    Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Health & Fitness


    Science — 7 years ago(February 24, 2019 09:22 AM)

    It doesn't work. It's only an illusion that it works. I can prove it to you.
    Next time you drop a dribblet in the loo, wipe as you normally would. Finish as you normally would when the TP becomes visibly clear. Pull of your pants…
    But wait…
    Now do the dish soap test. Dilute 1/4 dish soap with 3/4 water in a plastic cup, preferably a squirt bottle, shake well. Sit back on the toilet, completely drenching your asscrack in the soapy water. Wipe again!
    It's not so clear now, is it? Nope! It appeared to be finished before only dry wiping, but now, you will have to wipe with dish soap drenched TP about 10 or more times before it becomes completely clear!
    Dry wiping doesn't get the goo that clings to the surface. When we clean windows, we use glass cleaner and a paper towel/rag. Imagine if we tried to use only a dry paper towel to clean windows: it's not going to do anything. it's not going to catch the water spots that cling to the glass.
    I think dry wiping is one of the stupidest "inventions" and it's absurd that wiping off what is essentially a stain caught on to be the norm. What if hospitals only used dry paper towels to clean up hazardous areas? Patients would get AIDS and other diseases. It doesn't clean, let alone sanitize.
    Dry wipers literally walk around with **** in their ass all day. That's disgusting. A dry-wiper's **** would be visible under a microscope, to say the least.
    I wish women were more concerned with their anal hygiene, because I have been with sooooo many stinkers. I have smelled **** when a girl was just in her PANTIES. In other cases, I was kissing butt cheeks before and I could smell it.
    I could understand if my face was in their ass crack, but I should not be catching whiffs of their ass when my nose is a foot away from it. This doesn't happen with quality women like Selena Gomez. It only happens with regular women who are used to dating average blue collar men. Anal hygiene is related to socioeconomic status.

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      JeffKaos88 — 7 years ago(February 24, 2019 09:31 AM)

      @Nimda
      please ban this guy.

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        Science — 7 years ago(February 24, 2019 09:53 AM)

        We need to discuss your wiping habits.

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          PE's Fake Ass — 7 years ago(February 24, 2019 10:05 AM)

          Nimda please ban this guy before he goes on a rager in a public bathroom and gets himself killed.
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          Nimda please ban this guy before he makes another cringey thread like this one.
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          Nimda please ban this guy before Miley sees this thread.
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          Nimda please ban this guy before MovieManCin2 sees this thread.
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          Nimda please ban this guy before we have to send Hungry to kill him in the dead of night.
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          Nimda please ban this guy before ITTY makes an attack thread about this thread.
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            PE's Fake Ass — 7 years ago(February 24, 2019 10:09 AM)

            Nimda please ban this guy before he uses this thread to attack Nettie again like he did in the "when you next have sex" thread.
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              Science — 7 years ago(February 24, 2019 10:16 AM)

              "attack Nettie" lol lol
              Why would it matter if Miley sees this thread?
              What does she have to do with anything?

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                The<>Mechanic — 7 years ago(February 24, 2019 09:35 AM)

                What a fag lol
                Ho Ho Ho

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                  Science — 7 years ago(February 24, 2019 09:54 AM)

                  Because I don't like ****?? I wouldn't like it on guys either!

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                    The<>Mechanic — 7 years ago(February 24, 2019 09:58 AM)

                    😂
                    Ho Ho Ho

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                        DeadJohnson — 7 years ago(February 24, 2019 12:19 PM)

                        Fuck off freak!
                        You need to be banned permanently.

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                          Science — 7 years ago(February 24, 2019 09:39 PM)

                          ^self-conscious about his BO.

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                            DeadJohnson — 7 years ago(February 24, 2019 09:43 PM)

                            I've seen your unedited real pic. You're ugly and you look like you smell bad.

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                              Science — 7 years ago(February 24, 2019 11:12 PM)

                              No you haven't. I'm unbelievably sexy. Any pic you saw was either not me or Photoshopped, you stupid wanker. Already been proven. Pussy!

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                                DeadJohnson — 7 years ago(February 24, 2019 11:13 PM)

                                No you're not. You're actually pretty ugly.

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                                  Science — 7 years ago(February 24, 2019 11:21 PM)

                                  So basically you're just confirming that you don't know me or what I look like. Or you're Rocketman. BUSTED!

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                                    DeadJohnson — 7 years ago(February 24, 2019 11:23 PM)

                                    I've seen a fb photo and another. I was shocked how really ugly you are. You are full of **** and you lie about your life.

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                                      ITTY — 7 years ago(February 24, 2019 11:26 PM)

                                      Fuck up, ****.
                                      PE is handsome.

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                                        DeadJohnson — 7 years ago(February 24, 2019 11:31 PM)

                                        Shut up.

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                                          Science — 7 years ago(February 24, 2019 11:38 PM)

                                          That's not even the debate. He hasn't seen a legit picture of me in the first place.

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