Kinda glad they checked my nutsack back in the hospital

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138 — 3 years ago(August 25, 2022 06:49 PM)

I've been scared of ball cancer since I was like 13 and watched that special about Tom Green having it, but was always too afraid to get tested. I remember thinking the epididymis was a cancerous lump lol.
But got that **** checked in the ER. Some hot woman rubbed all over my nuts and did an ultrasound. No cancer.
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/.​ — 3 years ago(August 25, 2022 06:54 PM)

Some hot woman rubbed all over my nuts and did an ultrasound.
Atta boy, male feminist!
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138 — 3 years ago(August 25, 2022 06:59 PM)

Being a feminist doesn't mean neutered and sexless. I guess unless you're a sex negative SWERF type.
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/.​ — 3 years ago(August 25, 2022 07:07 PM)

You have a tendency to do this, you say sexist or homophobic crap and then excuse yourself because you're bisexual or a so-called feminist.
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138 — 3 years ago(August 25, 2022 07:09 PM)

How is what I said sexist?
Yeah, kinds hard for a proud cocksucker to be homophobic.
It's called a sense of humor. Lighten up.
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TheGhostOfStupidBitch — 3 years ago(August 25, 2022 07:00 PM)

That’s the only action you’ll be getting for a while.

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WarrenPeace — 3 years ago(August 25, 2022 07:18 PM)

That is true!
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Rocketman — 3 years ago(August 25, 2022 07:05 PM)

I wish I was lucky enough to get a female doctor to check my nuts. Only been male doctors so far who've done that so far.
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138 — 3 years ago(August 25, 2022 07:06 PM)

I joke, but it wasn't a great experience. Probably the only time a woman felt my junk and I felt no pleasure. Just anxiety and embarrassment.
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Rocketman — 3 years ago(August 25, 2022 07:09 PM)

I'd probably enjoy it a little more if it was a female doc giving me the exam. Still would be awkward, but it'd be easier for me to trick myself into thinking it wasn't so bad if it was a chick doctor feeling around down there for anything.
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138 — 3 years ago(August 25, 2022 07:34 PM)

That reminds me of when my cardiologist would always be like, sorry to talk about it front of the women, but how are your boys?
I wasn't as uncomfortable around the women especially because they were professional, but his comments made it more awkward.
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cant jog, wont job — 3 years ago(August 25, 2022 07:07 PM)

were they at least a doctor who looked like Brad Pitt playing a doctor in a movie? Or was it a more realistic Lance Reddick looking Doctor?
( every doctor I have ever seen has been a tall black guy )

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Rocketman — 3 years ago(August 25, 2022 07:10 PM)

No. It was a short, middle-aged Indian dude.
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cant jog, wont job — 3 years ago(August 25, 2022 07:13 PM)

Ahhh, so he was like Irrfan Khan playing a doctor in a movie then.

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Rocketman — 3 years ago(August 25, 2022 07:16 PM)

I wish. He was more like Anupam Kher.
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cant jog, wont job — 3 years ago(August 25, 2022 07:17 PM)

He legit looks like a Doctor

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WarrenPeace — 3 years ago(August 25, 2022 07:22 PM)

Using it as a base-balls metaphor, if a chick feels you up with nothing sexual I figure you were up to bat with a fly out.
LOL
Fly out!
Ha!
I am such a comedic genius.
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