I just throw everything in the air fryer
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-- wot -- — 2 years ago(September 08, 2023 12:19 AM)
What happened?
Well, I passed out while reaching for the eggs and hit my head on a table corner, knocking me out in an instant. When I awoke I was being rushed to surgery with my mother running alongside the bed with the doctors, I was told that my head injury was going to require a new spleen but luckily, the doctors boyfriend who was visiting that day offered to give me his.
But, as is my luck, they accidently removed the gay guys pancreas and he went into shock and died right in the bed next to me, this caused the grief stricken doctor to make a mistake during the surgery and he ended up inserting the pancreas into my lungs.
So now I have constant headaches, blurry vision, and a gay guys pancreas in my lungs. I will never try and cook eggs again, i am done with eggs.
Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 