And yes, it just looks like a pile of CGI garbage.
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Jurassic World: Dominion
Brett From Arizona — 4 years ago(February 10, 2022 04:23 PM)
And yes, it just looks like a pile of CGI garbage.
Its beautiful to see Alan Grant and Ellie Sattler back it truly is, but the rest of it looks par for the course for these terrible soft reboots.
Blue has a baby now, thats…..fine, I guess?
why the **** are they riding horses in 2022?
I do not believe Claire could make that jump between buildings unless the trailer fools us.
Oh look, Ellie does that slow taking off of sunglasses to marvel at something, because we all know JP1 was a good film right? The best, in fact.
Not impresssed.
Eat my dick Trevorrow, ya fat snake. -
WarrenPeace — 4 years ago(February 10, 2022 05:52 PM)
Of course there will be plenty of Red Shirts that get taken out while the dinos will stall with the main characters and slow down or not even bother to attack like the one above the girl in the pond.
Fuck it.
They have made enough of these and will never stop.
Enough is enough.
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall -
Brett From Arizona — 4 years ago(February 10, 2022 06:01 PM)
Yeah, I do not WANT the likes of Grant or Ellie or Malcom to die but I would tip my hat to the director if he had the sheer balls to do it, but no way is that happening.
We see the little girl from the last film in peril in this trailer but what is the point? You know for a fact she will not be dying, no kids die or even get hurt in these movies, in fact they normally save the day in some stupid unrealistic way where as in reality those little ****s would be the first to go.
Any death we will see in this film will be bloodless and tame, and bloodless and tame would NOT be the result of a freeking dinosaur attack.
You ever read the OG Jurassic Park novels? they are BRUTAL as ****, realistic, but no, Universal wants people to bring their kids to this **** to sell more tickets so the rest of us have to put up with bloodless or off screen deaths that look stupid.
Seriously remember Fallen Kingdom where Buffalo Bill gets his arm bitten off? we see a full shot of him missing an arm but there is ZERO blood, ZERO! why include that scene at all if you were worried about scaring kids with gore and blood? -
WarrenPeace — 4 years ago(February 10, 2022 06:12 PM)
I have gotten a small cut on my finger with a kitchen knife and the bleeding just will not stop unless I put pressure on it using a paper towel.
I swear, I have bled more from that small cut than anyone in a movie does from getting stabbed, shot and even losing a limb.
All the above wounds somehow miraculously stop bleeding where IRL you will bleed to death where you need to stop the bleeding yourself.
Not to mention that the one who gets shot and stabbed can get up and walk around and most of the time keeps on fighting as if they don't have any nerve endings either.
Unless they are a Red Shirt then they lie there in pain and need medical help or will even die.
The other thing that gets to me about this latest JP movie that the preview brings up is showing at how the mom reptile cares for her baby. (Which we also saw in JP 3 with raptors caring about their eggs.)
Since when do reptiles ever give a **** about any of that?
They lay the eggs, leave and it's, "Your on your own, kid. Good luck!"
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Brett From Arizona — 4 years ago(February 10, 2022 06:20 PM)
Since when do reptiles ever give a **** about any of that?
They lay the eggs, leave and it's, "Your on your own, kid. Good luck!"
Exactly, this brings me back to the realistic novel, in the novel a raptor eats its own baby simply because it gets hungry, tears the **** out of it. -
WarrenPeace — 4 years ago(February 10, 2022 06:25 PM)
You just gotta laugh at the words they put up on the screen:
"Experience the epic conclusion of the jurassic era."
Which opens the door for whatever follows that and we see a dino with feathers.
They are not fooling me.
This is like when a band goes on yet another "Farewell Tour. (And this time we really, really mean it. Maybe.) "
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall -
Brett From Arizona — 4 years ago(February 10, 2022 07:19 PM)
Which opens the door for whatever follows that and we see a dino with feathers.
Yeah, they have confirmed it dont end here, and I am cursed with a childhood love of this franchise that means i have to watch every new film, despite how terrible the last one was
It has actually upset me a bit how bad it has got, legit. -
WarrenPeace — 4 years ago(February 10, 2022 07:58 PM)
No doubt this one will end with a cliffhanger to set it up for another sequel just like the last one where that cloned girl opened up the gates.
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Brett From Arizona — 4 years ago(February 10, 2022 08:13 PM)
I have a feeling that this will be the last film that has the current characters in it, in starring roles at least, it will end the soft reeboot trilogy without setting up another film but then other films and TV shows will be coming out set in the same canon
This ****ing sucks because what are films going to be looking like in the future? we all the answer to this…. gay woke black cock stuff with plenty of inclusion simply for the sake of it and random out of nowhere gay kisses and ****, we will continue to get spunky young SJW type Characters like Zia with freeking blue lesbian style hair, the main lead will be a complete dinosaur nerd yet cute and shredded as **** because handsome men sell tickets. GONE are the days where your leading man looked like 42 year old Sam Neil with ware and tear on his face and some dad fat on his body….REALISTIC looking people I mean, average looking people.
THIS is where JP is heading, it has already started.
Not just JP though, anything that was popular and loved back in the day will now just keep on going because it makes money, and will evolve with the times like I explained above.
Ghostbusters, Matrix, Star Wars……they are all going to change. It ****ing sucks, JP1 was perfect, it got almost everything right, and now it is just tied to train tracks, waiting for the woke train to roll right over it.
They made the fairy god mother from Cinderella a large black gay cross dressing male ffs, does that not sound like a joke about wokeness its self?
" what are they gunna do next? make the fairy godmother a big gay black guy?lolololol "
well YES, that is
EXACTLY
what they did
Dear wokness, please stop forcing your cock into the anal cavity that is my childhood memories, please?
I need to go cry in a corner, brb -
Brett From Arizona — 4 years ago(February 10, 2022 07:52 PM)
they are going to kill the rex off in the first 5 minutes of the movie, to make way for the giganota…****ing whatever…saurus
either that or they will have the Trex YET AGAIN battle the other big Dinosaur threat, saving the life of the human characters as a result, because why write anything new these days right? -
WarrenPeace — 4 years ago(February 10, 2022 08:01 PM)
If dinos had feathers it would have taken them thousands or perhaps even millions of years until they evolved to get them.
And yet here it only takes a few decades from when they were first made to have them?
That is seriously ****ed up.
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall
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