YOU IDIOTS, SPOCK WOULD KILL BEETLEJUICE
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
Star Hero — 1 year ago(September 12, 2024 11:48 AM)
You can make fun of me all you want, but your words defect off me like one of the Enterprise's torpedoes skimming off the NCC 1707 Lexington, even after being damaged in battle in the episode "the Ultimate Computer" after the 1701 was controlled by Dr. Richard Daystrom. It is obvious that LOGIC is not the weapon of choice here with you TIM BURTON NERDS. Maybe if you managed to get out of your parents house and take off your gothic clothes and breath some earthen atmosphere your feeble neurons could grasp that fictional characters like Beetlejuice would get slammed and brutalized in a confrontation by a superior alien species like a Vulcan, not even mentioning a Klingon during mating season, female at that.
ScaryMan, it's pathetic that you try to "out" me as a Star Trek dealer as if I am ASHAMED of that fact, and that you dare even attempt to ridicule my demonstrations of the Klingon fighting arts when I have clearly enlightened many people's lives, perhaps saving some with proper self defense techniques. At convention after convention I have numerous people approach me with genuine awe at my powerful movements, and not a few of them shall I say have been of the opposite sex.
Indeed, if you feel so inclined to test out your fake "movie" martial arts on me, since you live in Ft Worth as I do, I will extend a challenge of honor to join me in battle so that I may demonstrate how your pathetic classic film delusions will fail against the might of a Klingon kick and a Vulcan nerve pinch.
Let's settle this once and for all.
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scaryman — 1 year ago(September 12, 2024 12:01 PM)
Would you shut up about the stupid Spock. A stupid elf from outer space in a pathetic sweater and khaki pants cannot beat Beetlejuice. Lydia could beat him for petes sake! Just let it go. You call us Tim Burton-Nerds well heres a Star-Nerd.
Go marry Spock and kiss burton's Butt. Loser. Your pathetic. Lastly, get some serious help. -
scaryman — 1 year ago(September 13, 2024 12:52 AM)
OK Starhero, dude, you don't want to fight me. You're going to get seriously hurt. I've seen that crap you do in the conventions and I gotta break it to you, it's not real. People are laughing at you.
I have been practicing martial arts for the last ten years. You do not wanna fool with me.
You'd be in some pain, just like how Spock would get his butt handed to him by Beetlejuice and every other character Tim Burton created.
Let it go.
I am being merciful.
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Star Hero — 1 year ago(September 13, 2024 01:02 AM)
ScaryMan has refused combat, for fear of his life.
A 21st century coward.
I would like every NERD to witness that I offered a challenge of my Klingon martial arts skills against my aggressor "scaryman" and he refused to meet me in combat in the Ft. Worth metroplex. As I suspected, you NERDS are all talk. Now it is logical to assume that I hold the authority on who would win the theoretical confrontation between Spock and Beetlejuice, as it seems the ghost would back out in fear and awe of a superior species. As the Klingons would say, "Hab SoSlI' Quch!"
Although I am a peaceful admirer Gene Roddenberry's vision and believe in the Prime Directive, I feel justified in demonstrating to you losers the pathetic comedy film fantasy you live in. All for the better for no doubt I would have given ScaryMan a terrible beating, and I fear that I could not restrain myself if I was ultimately pushed to combat.
Engage!
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/.ㅤ — 1 year ago(September 12, 2024 11:49 PM)
I don't know, man, he might use some stage martial art from a tv show! What could possibly beat that? He should be challenging fans of Kain from Kung Fu to fight.
Anyway, what the heck Doesn't anybody have something better to do than tell me which fictional character could beat up another one?
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