POETRY CONTEST PART 2 ANNOUNCEMENT
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Burt β 6 years ago(April 14, 2019 06:31 AM)
I want to be an alcoholic
And have lots of drunken sex
I want to drink until my nose bleeds
Itβs worth all the side effects
I want to be an alcoholic
And get my girlfriends drunk
So they can give me better head
And act like little sluts
I want to be an alcoholic
Until my liver wastes away
I want to drink until I pass out
The same as yesterday
I want to be an alcoholic
Until Iβm dead and gone
But my life will have been worth it
Thanks to alcohol

Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 




