117. Statue of liberty is standing in LA
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randyw01 — 11 years ago(March 23, 2015 01:37 AM)
- Prop open the door that has access to the roof. It's just common knowledge.
- If you decide to try to flee the hotel when aliens attack, load up a lot of stuff in the car and have a tense argument with your spouse.
- Don't peek outside the garage before driving out. Aliens have never seen something like
Bambi vs Godzilla
. - No matter how dangerous it is, run after your dog.
- If you watch strangers having sex in another hotel you might be surprised by some of the details.
Guess what! I've got a fever, and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!
-Bruce Dickinson-
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hellure — 10 years ago(February 05, 2016 01:35 PM)
- When the earth is about to be destroyed by an uncontrollable natural disaster benevolent aliens will come to save humanity; but for various reasons we won't understand that we're being saved, and we'll fight them until the bitter end.