Donna visited me last night!
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — The Walking Dead
dbentley666 — 5 years ago(June 25, 2020 12:47 PM)
I had the strangest dream last night. At least, I hope it was a dream. It was too lurid for words.
I was lying in bed, reading Montaigne, as is my wont. Abruptly, three people entered the room. One was a large black woman in a tinfoil hat, dressed fetchingly like Aunt Jemima. The other two were white men. One was in his 50s, looked rather depressed and had his hands inside his trousers and was clearly masturbating. He mumbled as he did: “Bitches! Cunts! Bring it on!” The other was wearing an orange jacket and had no teeth. He grinned widely, showing his gums, and drooled. He was clearly mentally challenged. He had a gun, which he pointed at me.
“Your time has come, Bentley” he screamed. “You
filthy
leftard
Commie pinko
jerk! Turn
over
and assume the
position
!”
Meanwhile the black woman donned a huge orange dildo shaped like Donald Trump (it had “Fake Spews” printed on the side) and advanced on me with a lecherous expression. “Bentley, I warned you about this” she said. “I tried to be polite with you but you never learn. You ****ed with me and then all the women started imitating me. Where was Hollywood when you needed them? Busy collaborating with nimda and his spyware! Now you’ll know what it’s like to be a black woman and be ****ed painfully and hard, the way I have been on filmboards just for wanting to be nice and post on movies! Get him, tall white men!”
The masturbating mumbler threw himself at me. “This is how I feed my father” he mumbled. “It’s the only way to get him to eat my cooking!”
I flung myself out of the bed with a convulsive movement of my buttocks (I have very well-developed buttock muscles) and switched off the lights. I rolled under the bed.
There was a scuffle. The last I heard was a scream from the toothless older man, “It’s me, you silly negress! Kirk, get off me. Ahhhhhhh! Ooooooh! Get off me! I have piles! Withdraw that dildo
at once
from my
nethers
or I’ll beat the
tommyrot
out of you with my
flapdoodle
!”
I slept like a log after that. -
Gigi S. — 5 years ago(June 25, 2020 02:09 PM)
Good for you and your well-defined buttocks. Excuse me if I'm not at interested in them. I'm hardly interested in people in general these days. The people I thought were good people, turned out not to be what they seemed that entire time.