Which is the manliest sport?
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hungrytheheretic — 4 years ago(June 06, 2021 10:02 PM)
Life.
When lived properly, it is by far the manliest sport. 90% of all soapboxers, something I consider a disturbing number, factually still live with their parents, don't have jobs, and have done **** all with their lives, so they obviously wouldn't know anything about that. Which has never stopped them from speaking as if they do.
It's genuinely hilarious watching morons like Rocketman give people life advice or making any kind of commentary about others when he has never lived it himself. A man of his age should have more experience existing outside the confines of his parents house and broadcasting his feet stumbling around as he paces the length of his parents driveway on tinychat begging legit retarded chicks for nudes on filmboards because that's all his made up "social anxieties" allow him to do. That's why nobody thinks of him as a man, certainly he can't think so himself. It's funny because some of those legit retarded chicks he sniffs after actually have their own place, have jobs, and take better care of themselves than he does but he thinks he's better and smarter than they are, somehow.
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hungrytheheretic — 4 years ago(June 06, 2021 10:34 PM)
He's too busy practicing concealing his face with a hoodie in summertime look to impress the retarded chicks and score nudes.
Actually, this time of day he's far more likely to be sleeping for lack of anything better to do. He'll probably get back to hoodie practice after waking up from his nap and having himself a good cry about the cruel, cruel world and all the "retards" that he's better than.
Bring. More. Sheep.