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    Vlad. — 3 months ago(December 10, 2025 02:50 PM)

    Assuming god exists, do you think it’s possible he misunderstands when people pray to him?
    To be a grand universal architect requires some hyper autism. A super neuro divergent mind. Like Elon musk or fugazi… it’s possible god is autistic. Therefore, it’s probable he misinterprets many of our wishes, thereby resulting in the strife and chaos plaguing us in 2025.
    Stop.

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      -- wot -- — 3 months ago(December 10, 2025 03:17 PM)

      I think he does. I once prayed that he would give you a little dick, but I guess in his mind I meant that I wanted you to turn into a little dick in terms of personallity, and it obviously happened as you are a little dick with an impressive johnson.

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        Vlad. — 3 months ago(December 11, 2025 10:16 AM)

        😂
        Stop.

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          BennyMuso82 — 3 months ago(December 10, 2025 04:11 PM)

          Seriously though. Has any God answered any prayers?
          The Muslims pray five times a day and they haven't heard anything back.
          Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

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            filmflaneur — 3 months ago(December 20, 2025 12:55 PM)

            Has any God answered any prayers?
            Studies on the efficacy of prayer have proved disappointing.
            I think you'll find things are a little more complicated than that.

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              /.ㅤ — 3 months ago(December 21, 2025 12:06 AM)

              "Oh, so you prayed that your kid
              doesn't
              die of cancer! My bad, bro."
              My password is password.

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                soapbox original gangster — 3 months ago(December 21, 2025 04:35 AM)

                You cannot petition the Lord with prayer!

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                  Donna2.0 — 3 months ago(December 21, 2025 09:45 AM)

                  No the devil is the entity that ruins prayers.
                  Put a muzzle on Tits Malone, PI

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                    Cock Snot Toothpaste — 3 months ago(December 21, 2025 09:49 AM)

                    that's not the God of Jesus that answers your prayers, vlad

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                      Soul_Venom — 3 months ago(December 21, 2025 09:50 AM)

                      First, He exists.
                      Second He knows. So there is no misinterpretation.
                      Third He knows what is best for us so His most common answer is no.
                      Finally, the devil exists too. That is the reason for the strife & chaos.
                      Trump is still your President. Charlie Kirk still Wins!

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                        filmflaneur — 3 months ago(December 26, 2025 03:36 PM)

                        And the proof for all this is…. oh yeah, all that the credulous have is faith.
                        I think you'll find things are a little more complicated than that.

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                          Soul_Venom — 3 months ago(December 26, 2025 06:51 PM)

                          No one asked for your 2 cents flimflam, so weld them to a hot poker and shove them back up your ass.
                          Trump is still your President. Charlie Kirk still Wins!

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                            filmflaneur — 3 months ago(December 27, 2025 07:45 PM)

                            Oh dear, so no proof then, just another
                            ad hominem
                            ? Why am I not surprised.
                            I think you'll find things are a little more complicated than that.

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                              Soul_Venom — 3 months ago(December 27, 2025 11:55 PM)

                              telling you to **** off is not an ad hominem you dumbass
                              Trump is still your President. Charlie Kirk still Wins!

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                                filmflaneur — 3 months ago(December 27, 2025 11:57 PM)

                                Telling someone to **** off is not an insult? Cool. You can **** off then.
                                But you didn't tell me to FO just above you actually did an Edward 2 which essentially is a homophobic insult. See how it works? And you still haven't proved your preferred deity exists, so the diversion is noted. I'll check back to see if you come up with anything but aggression and homophobic insults. But you won't.
                                I think you'll find things are a little more complicated than that.

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                                  Soul_Venom — 3 months ago(December 28, 2025 03:36 AM)

                                  I have nothing to prove. He not only exists, He is more real than we are. Your lack of belief is not my problem. I know you are drowning, doesn't mean I have to save you.
                                  Trump is still your President. Charlie Kirk still Wins!

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                                    filmflaneur — 3 months ago(December 29, 2025 10:48 PM)

                                    I have nothing to prove. He not only exists,
                                    See what you did there?
                                    He is more real than we are.
                                    So 'real' is your preferred deity that it, er apparently exists 'outside of time and space'. So real you cannot show it exists. lol
                                    I think you'll find things are a little more complicated than that.

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                                      Soul_Venom — 2 months ago(January 28, 2026 09:59 PM)

                                      You've mastered the tone of authority without the inconvenience of depth.
                                      Trump is still your President. Charlie Kirk still Wins!

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                                        filmflaneur — 2 months ago(January 30, 2026 12:11 PM)

                                        Thank you but this is just attacking me, rather than what I say. There's a word for that.
                                        I think you'll find things are a little more complicated than that.

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                                          PaulFagstein — 2 months ago(January 28, 2026 08:39 PM)

                                          by Soul_Venom » 1 month ago(December 21, 2025 09:50 AM) | Send PM | Reply | permalink
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                                          Finally, the devil exists too. That is the reason for the strife & chaos.
                                          So the devil is responsible for trump?

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