100 Things I Learned from Watching Shuttle *SPOILERS*

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AndrewWard666 — 14 years ago(August 13, 2011 05:12 AM)

102. No matter what sort of film it is, there is always a nice picture to stroke one out to at the end of it
103. Never trust anybody who has been in "Ultimate Force"
104. Always smash a large mirror with nothing more than some flimsy toilet tissue wrapped around your hand
105. Blonde girls truly do have more fun (well in Asia, anyway)

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met76 — 14 years ago(August 28, 2011 06:20 PM)

106. White, young American middle- to upper class women regularly go missing from airports on US soil as they are being kidnapped by false airport shuttle busses and being sold for sex slavery in Asia.

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cvpool1 — 14 years ago(November 29, 2011 08:12 PM)

107. If you kidnap several people and your buddy is pretending to be one of the victims, make sure you send one of the actual victims to the grocery store where she could get away or call the police instead of sending in your buddy who you can trust.

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Tomthespacetraveler — 14 years ago(March 26, 2012 02:31 PM)

If this hasn't already been said,
108. Hire Liam Neeson whenever you leave your house.
"This isn't TV, it's real life. Can't you tell the difference?"
"Sure - I just like TV better."

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franchise_b — 12 years ago(August 29, 2013 07:17 PM)

109. Traffickers will show that they care about your nutrition by providing you with 1 loaf of bread and 2 gallons of water, but will also show they do not give one shred of a sh*t about your hygiene and comfortability by eschewing things like toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and a pillow.

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Mandy_Whitsands — 12 years ago(January 23, 2014 06:03 PM)

110. If you make a phone call, just keep standing in the middle of the road
111. If you stand in the middle of the road making a phone call, NEVER glance at the road once in a while to MAYBE see a giant stealth bus sneaking up on you without making any noise at all