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    Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Hellboy II: The Golden Army


    xerxerxex — 16 years ago(August 25, 2009 06:54 PM)

    "You may have mused in the past, am I mortal?"
    breaks tip of badass spear, in Hellboy's chest.
    "Now you are."
    loved that line, which is yours?
    Don't worry, I saw Lord of the Rings. I'm not going to end this 17 times.

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      departed07 — 16 years ago(August 28, 2009 12:06 PM)

      Too many to count.
      "Oh, crap!"
      "You woke up the baby!"
      The drunk dialog between Hellboy and Abe.
      "I win, you live."
      "Then why don't you start with me, you're royal ass-ness."
      I can't go on anymore.

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        avalhon — 16 years ago(September 20, 2009 05:15 AM)

        The "royal ass-ness" one was priceless,lol. And the way he said it, stumbling because of the beer

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          mndt — 16 years ago(September 08, 2009 11:53 AM)

          industeriable
          my ass

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            Naldoman — 16 years ago(September 12, 2009 10:18 PM)

            "I'm not a BABY, I'm a TUMOR"
            The visual, I suspect is homage to the mutant Kuato in Total Recall, but maybe the same line was in one of the Hellboy comics???

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              Bleeding_Dead — 16 years ago(September 12, 2009 11:02 PM)

              Random line but made me laugh:
              "Chicken!"
              That little tumor baby in the troll market.
              I'm addicted to smileys

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                deej1011 — 16 years ago(September 14, 2009 05:38 PM)

                Some of mine are
                Hellboy: You're in love. Have a beer.
                Abe Sapien: Oh, my body's a temple.
                Hellboy: Now it's an amusement park.
                Tom Manning: And he posed for this one, and gave an autograph.
                Prince Nuada: The humans the humans have forgotten the gods, destroyed the earth, and for what? Parking lots? Shopping malls? Greed had burned a hole in their hearts that will never be filled! They will never have enough!
                Prince Nuada: Demon! What are you waiting for? This is what you want, isn't it? Look at it. The last of its kind. Like you and I. If you destroy it, the world will never see its kind again You have more in common with us than with them. You could be a king If you cannot command, than you must obey.
                Liz Sherman: She feeds on them.
                Tom Manning: That thing is a "she?"
                Hellboy: Oh, that word - "fock-yused"? Yeah, with your accent, I wouldn't use it that much.
                And what if you could have genetic perfection? Would you change who you are if you could?

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                  psdhart — 14 years ago(November 19, 2011 12:23 PM)

                  "I'm not a BABY, I'm a TUMOR"
                  The visual, I suspect is homage to the mutant Kuato in Total Recall, but maybe the same line was in one of the Hellboy comics???
                  mine too

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                    ThePhoenixHope — 16 years ago(September 16, 2009 06:33 AM)

                    The whole drunken exchange between Hellboy and Abe Sapien. Priceless.
                    Hellboy:
                    You're in love. Have a beer.
                    Abe Sapien:
                    My body is a temple.
                    Hellboy:
                    Not it's an amusement park.
                    Hellboy:
                    [drunk] Look at her. She's it, Abe. She's it. She's my whole, wide w I would give my life for her. But she also wants me to do the dishes!
                    Abe Sapien:
                    [also drunk] I would die and do the dishes!
                    Hellboy:
                    [drunk] Why is she mad at me? And it's not about the mess, either, it's about something else.
                    Abe Sapien:
                    [also drunk] Well, ask her then!
                    Hellboy:
                    No! Look, Abe, when a woman's mad at you, but she's really mad about something else, and you have to ask, she gets mad because you had to ask in the first place! You know?
                    Abe Sapien:
                    Uh
                    Hellboy:
                    Never mind, don't answer that.
                    Dear Mary, you who gave birth without sin, teach me how to sin and not give birth.

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                      childeharr — 16 years ago(September 21, 2009 04:07 PM)

                      Hellboy, Krauss, and Abe stand on a roof. Hellboy is intimidated by Krauss' self confidence. Implying Krauss is a German NAZI, Hellboy asks:
                      Hellboy: "Mr. beep sir?"
                      Dr. Krauss: "Krauss, agent, with a double ess." (holding up two fingers)
                      Hellboy: "SS, right" (sarcastically)

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                        Washingtonian1889 — 16 years ago(September 24, 2009 08:16 PM)

                        For me it's when Hellboy was destroying the Golden Army and he must of recalled Prof. Bloom reading him the story in the past. And he just goes
                        "Industerble my ass."
                        Earlier in the film, his child version asked Broom "What does industerble mean?" When regarding the word indestructable.

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                          epiphone20 — 16 years ago(September 26, 2009 02:11 PM)

                          Good one is also when the Prince orders the army to kill them.
                          Abe: He lied to us.
                          Hellboy: Abe, old buddy. If we ever get out of this, we've got to talk.
                          "Slip your mind? Forget he was in there with a gdamn hand cannon?" -Vincent Vega

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                            theblacksuit3 — 16 years ago(September 26, 2009 05:18 PM)

                            Nuada-Let this remind you why you once feared the dark.
                            Hellboy-Germans make me nervous.

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                                rlegend25 — 16 years ago(January 05, 2010 08:49 PM)

                                "We die and the world will be poorer for it" - Nuada
                                Good ending line

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                                  mikeperez1971 — 16 years ago(January 08, 2010 10:51 PM)

                                  "I'm not a baby, I'm a tumor".

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                                    byakkotai — 16 years ago(January 28, 2010 10:35 AM)

                                    I liked the Dr. Krau* It's Dr. Krauss, with double S.. SS, right..
                                    or the part where the cigar gets knocked out of Hellboy's mouth.. Cigar, it was Cuban lol..

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                                      pepenet23 — 14 years ago(April 13, 2011 11:52 AM)

                                      "We die and the world will be poorer for it" - Nuada
                                      Good ending line
                                      Definitely the best line in the story

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                                        Zero_Wolf — 15 years ago(January 10, 2011 11:33 AM)

                                        "Sit
                                        DOWN
                                        proud, empty, hollow things that you are!!"

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                                          xthe_shiznitx — 15 years ago(January 12, 2011 05:10 AM)

                                          Hellboy holds the crown, looks at it and says "All that power!" Liz looks at him and grabs the crown saying "Don't even think about it." the proceeds to melt the gold crown to a molten puddle.
                                          Classic.

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