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    NathanStark00 — 16 years ago(October 16, 2009 09:08 AM)

    "And I was right, she's not married"
    "How do you know?"
    "No rock. When she came to the bar, she was sans rock!!!"
    an angry Jack going French on Miles's ass always gets me for some reason.

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      NathanStark00 — 16 years ago(July 22, 2009 01:58 PM)

      yeah, the "they think you're a writer" line was golden too.

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        secret1013 — 16 years ago(July 12, 2009 07:24 PM)

        "I like it! Oaky!!"

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          buddy6102 — 16 years ago(July 13, 2009 05:45 PM)

          I could identify with the Miles completely cuz I had a bed hopping friend that would always ditch the rest of us for any girl that would give it up. So for me one of the funniest lines was, "Listen, man. Cammi gets off in an hour, so I was thinking I'd just hang around and have a drink, and make sure she gets home safe"
          Of course, "No way! Anyone orders Merlot I'm leaving! I am not drinking any beep Merlot!! But I think everyone loved that one.

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              ryderdvs — 16 years ago(July 15, 2009 07:46 PM)

              Miles: (Smelling) There is some strawberry..maybe a little citrus.passion fruit.(puts finger up to ear), Oh, there's just the faintest soupcon of likeasparagus, and there's just aa flutter, of like aa nutty eatam cheese.
              Why would he be able to smell all of that in a glass of wine? Classic.

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                clockwatcher — 16 years ago(July 19, 2009 11:26 PM)

                And then Jack smells it and says, "Strawberries. Not the cheese."
                Always makes me laugh.

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                  exellentfilms — 16 years ago(July 20, 2009 12:47 AM)

                  When Maya and Stephanie go to the bathroom in the restaurant
                  Jack: What the beep
                  The way he says it is just hilarious.

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                    Xander007 — 16 years ago(July 21, 2009 08:57 PM)

                    Jack on the phone with Christine: "Miles is having one of his freakouts." and Miles is standing 2 feet away from him.
                    Jack talking about moving up there: "you write another novel. one that can sell."

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                      jejozi — 15 years ago(July 24, 2010 09:31 PM)

                      Miles: (Smelling) There is some strawberry..maybe a little citrus.passion fruit.(puts finger up to ear), Oh, there's just the faintest soupcon of likeasparagus, and there's just aa flutter, of like aa nutty eatam cheese.
                      And at the end of the whole teaching him to be an insufferable wine snob, "are you chewing gum?"
                      This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.

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                        jtdeclercq — 15 years ago(August 08, 2010 05:05 AM)

                        Miles: (Smelling) There is some strawberry..maybe a little citrus.passion fruit.(puts finger up to ear), Oh, there's just the faintest soupcon of likeasparagus, and there's just aa flutter, of like aa nutty eatam cheese.
                        There's no such thing as eatam cheese. Miles is probably referring to Edam cheese, a well known but terribly overrated cheese variety from my country. (Edam is a small town.) Which makes the joke even more perfect, because Miles is such a snob as to suggest he can not only smell a cheese flavor in the wine (which of course is silly), he also pretends he is able to distinguish between various sorts of cheese.

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                          snaptoit — 16 years ago(July 29, 2009 03:26 PM)

                          When they're about to leave the restaurant and Jack growls at the girls and then yells "Waiter!" right as the scene cuts away. That makes me laugh every time.

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                            StillAtMyMoms — 12 years ago(August 04, 2013 10:48 PM)

                            Lol, my favorite bit from Jack, too.

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                                JonathanT25 — 16 years ago(September 20, 2009 01:54 AM)

                                Gas $1.71 a gallon

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                                  DukeBryant — 16 years ago(September 23, 2009 11:21 PM)

                                  I love when Jack is introduced to Maya and he responds with "Hiya"

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                                    whereisnoquarkonmybendit — 16 years ago(October 27, 2009 02:20 AM)

                                    When Jack and Miles go to that fat couple's house to retrieve his wallet, and when Miles refuses to go, Jack says something along the lines of "I have to do EVERYTHING"

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                                        NathanStark00 — 16 years ago(October 29, 2009 02:58 PM)

                                        "You didn't get any did you??
                                        awkward silence
                                        you're a homo"
                                        lol, giamatti's response was gold too, on the commentary they said most of it was improvised. "yeah, i'm a homo, yeah. write out my gay confession and i'll sign it".

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                                          WordNest — 16 years ago(November 23, 2009 01:14 AM)

                                          After Stephany is done whooping on Jack with a motorcycle helmet.
                                          Stephany: beep (looks at Miles) "You too!"
                                          Miles looks up in shock and disbelief.
                                          Miles: "Me?"
                                          LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

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