YOU IDIOTS, SPOCK WOULD KILL BATMAN
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Batman Begins
/.ㅤ — 1 year ago(September 15, 2024 10:42 PM)
You can make fun of me all you want, but your words defect off me like one of the Enterprise's torpedoes skimming off the NCC 1707 Lexington, even after being damaged in battle in the episode "the Ultimate Computer" after the 1701 was controlled by Dr. Richard Daystrom. It is obvious that LOGIC is not the weapon of choice here with you BATMAN NERDS. Maybe if you managed to get out of your parents house and take off your Batman costumes and breath some earthen atmosphere your feeble neurons could grasp that fictional characters like Batman would get slammed and brutalized in a confrontation by a superior alien species like a Vulcan, not even mentioning a Klingon during mating season, female at that.
Gumby, it's pathetic that you try to "out" me as a Star Trek dealer as if I am ASHAMED of that fact, and that you dare even attempt to ridicule my demonstrations of the Klingon fighting arts when I have clearly enlightened many people's lives, perhaps saving some with proper self defense techniques. At convention after convention I have numerous people approach me with genuine awe at my powerful movements, and not a few of them shall I say have been of the opposite sex.
Indeed, if you feel so inclined to test out your fake "movie" martial arts on me, since you live in Ft Worth as I do, I will extend a challenge of honor to join me in battle so that I may demonstrate how your pathetic comic book delusions will fail against the might of a Klingon kick and a Vulcan nerve pinch.
Let's settle this once and for all.
Engage!
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/.ㅤ — 1 year ago(September 15, 2024 10:45 PM)
Would you shut up about the stupid Spock. A stupid elf from outer space in a pathetic sweater and khaki pants cannot beat Batman. Robin could beat him for petes sake! Just let it go. You call us Batman-Nerds well heres a Star-Nerd.
Go marry Spock and kiss batman's Butt. Loser. Your pathetic. Lastly, get some serious help.
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/.ㅤ — 1 year ago(September 15, 2024 10:48 PM)
I don't know, man, he might use some stage martial art from a tv show! What could possibly beat that? He should be challenging fans of Kain from Kung Fu to fight.
Anyway, what the heck Doesn't anybody have something better to do than tell me which fictional character could beat up another one?
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/.ㅤ — 1 year ago(September 15, 2024 10:51 PM)
OK Starhero, dude, you don't want to fight me. You're going to get seriously hurt. I've seen that crap you do in the conventions and I gotta break it to you, it's not real. People are laughing at you.
I have been practicing martial arts for the last ten years. You do not wanna fool with me.
You'd be in some pain, just like how Spock would get his butt handed to him by Batman.
Let it go.
I am being merciful.
Today.
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/.ㅤ — 1 year ago(September 15, 2024 10:54 PM)
Gumby has refused combat, for fear of his life.
A 21st century coward.
I would like every NERD to witness that I offered a challenge of my Klingon martial arts skills against my aggressor "/.ㅤ" and he refused to meet me in combat in the Ft. Worth metroplex. As I suspected, you NERDS are all talk. Now it is logical to assume that I hold the authority on who would win the theoretical confrontation between Spock and Batman, as it seems Mr. Wayne would back out in fear and awe of a superior species. As the Klingons would say, "Hab SoSlI' Quch!"
Although I am a peaceful admirer Gene Roddenberry's vision and believe in the Prime Directive, I feel justified in demonstrating to you losers the pathetic comic book fantasy you live in. All for the better for no doubt I would have given Gumby a terrible beating, and I fear that I could not restrain myself if I was ultimately pushed to combat.
Engage!
Star Hero
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/.ㅤ — 1 year ago(October 25, 2024 04:50 AM)
Now THAT'S an interesting take if I've ever seen one.
Here's an unpopular opinion, not mine, but somebody else's. I'm not sure if anyone here posted on the IMDb boards back in the day (R.I.P.), but there was a thread from this guy on the Freddy vs. Jason boards literally titled "YOU IDIOTS! SPOCK WOULD KILL FREDDY AND JASON!" In case you missed it, yes, a guy literally said this. It was absolutely ****ing hilarious, both the OP and the replies.
It was so "controversial" with keyboard warriors (read: Freddy and Jason fans) typing away nasty blogs at the OP, it literally stayed active for years, which was simply unheard of for the IMDb boards.
That right there might take the cake for unpopular film opinion, LOL.
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