Funny Lines I'm Surprised No One Has Mentioned

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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Resident Evil

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peteyandjia — 20 years ago(December 23, 2005 03:41 AM)

"Move away from the door, Jill. I'm gonna break this door down."
HAHA that kills me every time. You either get it or you don't. Oh, and then of course, right after he breaks down the door:
" THIS WAY."
HAHA you gotta be kidding me.
But my all-time RE1 exchange still has to be:
"Jill?"
"Is that voice Enrique?"
"(with an attitude) Yeah."
Genius.

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FilmernasGud — 20 years ago(December 23, 2005 07:06 AM)

Hahaha!
And when Barry haved kicked the Door in Jill stands and waiting just like she is in need for Barrys promition to run out.
I think Enrico says Is that Jill? and Jill respond Is that voice Enricos?
Dawn of the Dead 78 is the best movie ever.

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Majestik_Moose — 20 years ago(February 21, 2006 12:48 PM)

" A second later and you would have been a Jill Sandwich!"

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Without_You — 20 years ago(February 27, 2006 03:16 PM)

Barry: "Jill! You're here too?"
Jill: "Yes, You're here too?"
You don't get classics like that anymore

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Mighty_sheman — 20 years ago(March 31, 2006 01:57 AM)

The original and best!
The best line is when at the end when Jill says 'weskaaaaar' in the worst voice over style ever.
Barry had the best lines,
"What, what is this?!?"
'I see a boundary, I eat a boundary' - Howard Moon

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nothingspecial — 19 years ago(April 11, 2006 09:25 AM)

"Barry! Where's Barry?"

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Alex_Sawyer — 19 years ago(April 17, 2006 03:52 AM)

So many Great Lines:
Barry: Jill come here i got something for you, its a weapon and its very powerful when used against monsters ( Summing like that anyway)
Jill: What about u?
Barry: (Pulls out his Colt) I have this!!!

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Jill: Kenneth was killed too maybe by this monster. (Nooooooooooo it was just chewing on his face lol)

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Barry: What is this
Jill : What is it?
Barry: Blood, I hope this is not Chris' Blood, U go and look for more clues i will be examining this!!
(And he just stares at it then for ages, Yea great examining lol)

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Cuckoo_For_Caca — 19 years ago(April 18, 2006 12:05 PM)

Rebecca:
Chris, it's me, Rebecca
Chris:
Rebecca, is that you?

Something like that, anyway. What makes it funnier is that they are both about 5 feet away from eachother in a well lit room.

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NickNaylor — 19 years ago(September 06, 2006 11:49 PM)

I don't remember how Barry worded it, but he was like, "Jill, you should take the lockpick, you, being the master of unlocking, should have the most use of it."
"I Am Jack's Wasted Life"

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Batesmeister93 — 19 years ago(October 22, 2006 02:04 AM)

If you get the little scene where Barry is with Forest already
"OH MY GOD! it looks like a crow did it!"
then if you talk to him
"I can't believe"
thats funny.

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gladeplugins — 19 years ago(May 24, 2006 11:36 AM)

Did anyone else notice that Enrico grunts like a second before he gets shot? This isn't a line in the game, but it makes me laugh nonetheless.

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Cuckoo_For_Caca — 19 years ago(May 24, 2006 11:40 AM)

(The Tyrant breaks out of the containment tube)
Barry: (Overacting Gruff voice) DAMMMN YOU!
Haha, that one is brilliant!

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gladeplugins — 19 years ago(May 26, 2006 02:36 PM)

Richard: "This house is too dangerous. There are terrible demons. Owwwwwwch!"

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kainsvampire — 19 years ago(June 11, 2006 10:17 PM)

Wesker: This is reeeeeally beautiful . . .
Wesker: Im sorry for my lack of manners, but Im not used to escorting men.
XD Ohh, Wesker, we all know youre lying.
"Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons." - Mr. Burns

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dragongun13 — 19 years ago(June 14, 2006 05:50 PM)

whoever played Richard in the original presents by far the worst piece of acting I've ever heard. I just hope for their sakes that they were told to be as corny as they could. I mean, if your not an actor how the F&%$ do you get into these things.
oh, and by far the funniest line (and worst acting ever) is
Richard: Jill be carefull uhh,uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I mean come on

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kung_fu_master_uk — 19 years ago(July 06, 2006 11:23 AM)

I've made a serparate topic about it, but incase no-one checks, go here
http://media.putfile.com/Resident-Evil-87
and listen to this VERY funny compilation of lines from Resident Evil!

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Daemon-Boy — 19 years ago(August 15, 2006 09:17 AM)

TRULY you just made my day. I haven't laughed so hard in ages; genuine tears!
Thanks!
"No more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops, depending on the breaks!"

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sailor_fan — 19 years ago(August 18, 2006 10:34 AM)

I love the Enrico/Jill-part XD!!
Enrico: Is that Jill?
Jill: Is that voice,,, Enricos?
Enrico: .yeah?