The Top Ten Reasons To Vote Democrat:
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MovieManCin2 — 5 years ago(August 17, 2020 02:56 AM)
The Top Ten Reasons To Vote Democrat:
10. Because I love the fact that now I can marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my toaster.
9. Because I believe the oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas is obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% is not.
8. Because I believe the Federal Government will do a better job of spending my money than I would.
7. Because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
6. Because I'm way to irresponsible to own a gun, and I know my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. This is especially true now that many police departments are being defunded. I'm also thankful that we have a 911 service that gets police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.
5. Because I'm not concerned about the millions of babies being murdered through abortion, as long as we keep all the death row inmates alive and comfy.
4. Because illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and social security benefits, and we should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.
3. Because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make a profit for themselves. They need to break even, and give the rest to the government for redistribution as the DNC sees fit.
2. Because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their agenda past the voters.
And the number one reason To Vote Democrat is:- Because I think it's better to pay billions of dollars for oil to people who hate us, but not drill here because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher or fish here in America. We don't care about the beetles, gophers or fish in those other countries.
MAGA! FAFO!
Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. 
- Because I think it's better to pay billions of dollars for oil to people who hate us, but not drill here because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher or fish here in America. We don't care about the beetles, gophers or fish in those other countries.