100 THINGS YOU'VE LEARNT FROM MK:ANNIHILATION
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ccaudle — 16 years ago(October 18, 2009 09:02 PM)
- Kabal and Stryker are two of Earth realm's greatest warriors. (I fell out of my chair laughing at that line)
- That river Sonya found off camera must have had some detergent floating in it.
- The ending scene of one movie and the sequel's beginning scene in continuity do NOT have to be exactly the same.
- Liu Kang or Kitana should have said to Rayden, Johnny Cage, and Sonya, "Hey, you are NOT the same people we walked with here to this temple."
- Uwe Bole could have done a better job with this damn thing.
- My pet tarantula could have done a better job with this thing.
- Jax is the funniest Mortal Kombat character by a ton.
- Rayden doesn't care that he is immortal, so he becomes a human instead.
- Sub Zero's younger brother's special power is making a 10 foot bridge that looks like styrofoam.
- The women in this movie are the only decent looking thing about it. When in doubt, go for sex appeal.
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TheEnigmaticRonin — 16 years ago(October 24, 2009 07:12 AM)
- Uwe Bole could have done a better job with this damn thing.
I agree that, this film suck some big hairy balls, and is pure garbage but, the ONLY way to beep it up even more would have been Uwe Boll's directing, so NO, Uwe Boll could NOT have done a better job.
" Look, there's two women fuc*ing a polar bear!" - Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas 1998
- Uwe Bole could have done a better job with this damn thing.
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sandman2425 — 16 years ago(December 02, 2009 07:51 PM)
- When you're Mother is alive, well too bad, YOU!!! points finger at Kitana for a long time WILL DIE!!!
- When making a Mortal Kombat Movie, always always ALWAYS, add a "back in High School" joke coughJohnnyCage&Jaxcough
- Blame Sonya for having Kahn's Extermination Squad on their "Butts"
- To make sure "it never happens again", hammer a purple ninja into a fire pit even if he promises "it will never happen again!!!
- CGI Monsters don't like it when they get literally punched in the ass
- Falling ninjas don't even use parachutes
- When talking with the Elder Gods, Lord Raiden is granted 3 questions "as always"
- Destroying everything by screaming is fun (even more fun than doing your kick a football friendship)
- Sindel is a babe who is having a bad hair day, that her reasons for screaming!
- Sheeva is not a real good choice for ending a couple's date
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chanticleer605 — 16 years ago(January 16, 2010 03:20 PM)
- Jade has a set of good legs.for kicking.
- when facing a whole army of bad guys, just fight Shao Kahn and his generals. The countless extermination squads will disappear with no explanation.
- Rayden has one dysfunctional family.
- Death is the only way out.
- Swords can chop metal chains.
- Rayden and the Raptors fight by performing elaborate flips and other aerodynamics.
- Mileena is hot.
- A cave/mountain network has no streetsigns or mailboxes.
- Liu Kang's animality sucks at fighting.
- Liu Kang is going out with a woman that is thousands of years older than him.
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annatron — 16 years ago(February 07, 2010 11:33 PM)
^Assuming that guy is 68.
69. Nobody told Sonya why Johnny had to die. Someone should've told her that it was a smart career move on his behalf.
70. It takes an Elder God to fool an Elder God.
71. Shinnok wins the award for Outworlds worst parenting.
You look like a pregnant Wookie. -
MaximumMadness — 15 years ago(April 21, 2010 02:48 PM)
- Backflips are much more efficiant for travel than walking/running. (Seriously like everyone backflips in this movie)
- Metal bends easilly, just like rubber. And it doesn't hurt when you hit it like rubber. In fact, something shiney and metallic is probably just painted rubber.
(Cyrax's fight scene is littered with this cheap effect.) - When a metal killing machine with the ability to launch rockets and tiny nano-bots that eat flesh is attacking you in a laboratory, while a dozen "Extermination Squad" members are trying to kill you partner, stop at every opprotunity to deliver a quirky one-liner you obviously have the time to be clever and sarcastic.
- Shang Tsung could have overthrown his master within seconds, considering how quickly Shao Kahn went down.
- No matter how beat-up the heroes get, they can always get a second, third fourth fifth sixth wind and beat up all the bad-guys, more often than not killing them with one punch or one kick.
- When confronting the final extermination squad member, who is weilding a machete, hit him with a lightweight metal bowl, which will instantly knock him out that'll fix 'im!
"Give Me Immortality, Or Give Me Death"
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empressjenf — 15 years ago(April 30, 2010 02:30 AM)
- The extermination squad is trying to kill Jax, even though he doesn't know those dudes.
- Kitana & Mileena are impossible to tell apart, even though they dress different, have different color eyes, and look nothing alike. (Yes, this was said before, but it needed to be stressed.)
- If you are of Rayden's bloodline, apparently a dragon rips out of your skin then disappears when you die.
- Never kill your own soldiers because you might need as much help as possible.
- Even though major cities were destroyed, only a handful of people from a leaky boat (and a couple of their allies) could save the world, and could get no help from any type of military.
- When you travel through the Earth's core, as long as you use a big ball you will not be burned alive or crushed from the pressure.
- Nightwolf gives crazy tests.
- The Asian chick in the desert is Jade, who can change her clothes & surroundings in a second, and is not one of Liu Kang's dreams.
- If they die, they will die in battle together.
- Shao Kahn cheated and broke the rules of Mortal Kombat.
- Shao Kahn can turn into a hydra.
- Shinnok was possibly sent to the Phantom Zone as punishment.
I AM the Darkside.