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What line in the film makes you laugh the most?"

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    Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — The Santa Clause


    johandav — 12 years ago(December 08, 2013 04:41 PM)

    What line in the film makes you laugh the most?"
    Mine is actually a reaction . . .
    Bernard: I'll send you the list.
    Scott: What list?
    Bernard: You know . . . the list.
    Scott: blank look
    Bernard (quietly): He's making a list
    Charlie (loudly): Checking it twice!
    All the elves (loudly singing): Gonna find out who's naughty or nice!
    Bernard's expression as he cover his face to me is the single funniest moment of the film.
    What about
    you
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    Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?

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      alanajemison — 12 years ago(December 17, 2013 03:05 PM)

      charlie: have you ever seen a million dollars
      neil: no
      charlie: well just because you havent seen it doesnt mean it doesnt exist. he got outsmarted by a child like wow

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        tyshimah3 — 12 years ago(December 21, 2013 09:30 PM)

        Scott: "That's the North Pole?!!"
        Scott: "I'm in big trouble, mmmhmmm."
        Scott: "Look, Barnaby, I just wanna go home!"
        Michael.JACKSON

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          sean_moscardini — 12 years ago(December 21, 2013 10:06 PM)

          Scott: "Well Ain't that a pretty picture, Santa rolling down the block in a Panzer. Kids I hope you've been good his year cause santa just took out the Pearson's homeINCOMING"
          Still makes me laugh today haha

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            tyshimah3 — 12 years ago(December 22, 2013 12:28 PM)

            lmasso!!! I was about to say that, too!! That scene was hella funny.
            I also liked the scene towards the end of the movie with Bernard & Neal! "He's sucking us into his delusions"
            Michael.JACKSON

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              stickley85 — 12 years ago(December 22, 2013 09:50 PM)

              What about when he says there isn't a woman out there,who doesn't want a piece of this?

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                novastar_6 — 12 years ago(December 23, 2013 03:04 PM)

                That's in the sequel.
                I second the PANZER comment but also for me when he's undressing at the North Pole and the Punch and Judy dolls scream.

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                  ldalto — 12 years ago(December 24, 2013 06:48 PM)

                  Would Santa really BEAT someone up?

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                      Ruemorgue10-672-822601 — 12 years ago(December 26, 2013 11:28 PM)

                      Little Girl: How come your clothes are so baggy?
                      Scott: Because Santa iswatching his saturated fats.

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                        vandyvch_C_Howitfeels_love_Idol — 11 years ago(December 10, 2014 10:33 PM)

                        The whole classroom scene and the whole scene with the little girl and Scott(Santa).

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                          fleurfairy — 11 years ago(December 11, 2014 06:47 AM)

                          Laura: Neil explained to him that Santa was more like a state of mind than a person
                          Scott: Kind of like Neil.

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                            Hanz-Willhelm — 11 years ago(December 12, 2014 08:56 AM)

                            When Scott went to change into his pajamas and those chattering puppets in the background screamed.
                            Deutschland hat die Weltmeisterschaft zum vierten Mal gewonnen!

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                              Joeyjag_97 — 11 years ago(December 13, 2014 07:39 AM)

                              When flying away in the sleigh
                              Scott: Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night. When I get home I'm getting a CAT scan!
                              I know Im a vampire, Snookie.

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                                ShrunkenHeadonKnightBus — 11 years ago(December 13, 2014 03:07 PM)

                                "1-800-SPANK-ME? I know that number."
                                "Methinks you shrunk my tube socks on purpose!"

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                                  ckmsaxophone — 11 years ago(December 21, 2014 08:44 PM)

                                  Charlie: Neil doesn't believe in Santa.
                                  Scott: Well, Neil's head comes to a point!
                                  Scott: Hey, Barabbas!
                                  Bernard: Bernard!
                                  Scott: Bernard. Can we take a direct flight back to reality, or do we have to change planes in Denver?
                                  Scott: You know, you look pretty good for someone your age.
                                  Judy: Thanks, but I'm seeing someone in wrapping.
                                  Charlie: Woah, Dad, you're flying!
                                  Scott: It's okay, I'm used to it, I lived through the '60's.
                                  Scott: Charlie, stay away from those things. They're reindeer, you don't know where they've been. They all look like they've got key lime disease.
                                  "I must express myself." - Delia Deetz

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                                    edimeo25 — 11 years ago(December 22, 2014 07:40 AM)

                                    The Punch and Judy puppets screaming when Scott drops his Santa pants.

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                                      Rockhound6165 — 11 years ago(December 22, 2014 08:53 PM)

                                      The subtle reference to Home Improvement made me chuckle. Also:
                                      Scott/Santa: Veronica,
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                                      Veronica: In your dreams sleigh boy.

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                                        premium_to_the_max — 11 years ago(December 24, 2014 11:31 PM)

                                        What is the Home Improvement reference? I haven't noticed it.

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                                          Rockhound6165 — 11 years ago(January 31, 2015 08:40 PM)

                                          What is the Home Improvement reference? I haven't noticed it.
                                          When at the North Pole, Scott picks up a toy tool belt and holds it up to his waist.

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