If you could fight one Sandlotter?

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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — The Sandlot

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mavsbravesers — 17 years ago(July 25, 2008 09:17 PM)

I would love a swing at Squints!

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RedGuitar82 — 17 years ago(July 26, 2008 02:56 AM)

I wouild have loved to beat up Squints too, after hearing those wicked laughs after him seeing how Smalls could not throw.

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ronfakename — 17 years ago(August 03, 2008 10:53 AM)

yah yah would be pretty easy to beat up i think. And he can get annoying

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essmeluke — 17 years ago(March 29, 2009 12:00 AM)

I would rather not punch children. but if i had to i would punch smalls for letting the dog get out from the fence. (It Could Have Eaten Him!!!!)

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rj-72 — 17 years ago(September 25, 2008 09:52 AM)

I would love to Indian leg wrestle with Smalls Mom.

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rockmusicgoer — 17 years ago(March 07, 2009 08:39 AM)

i can never remember his name but that one stupid kid who is always repeating other people's words.
ville valo is one of the best things on this planet. HIM is the best

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Ryojin20 — 17 years ago(March 22, 2009 11:42 AM)

I've always hated Squints, and im glad im not the only one on this forum that does. He may have looked like a innocent underdog character, but he was really a complete douchebag. I've always wanted to somersault kick that kid over the fence and into Hercules' backyard.

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padfootsprincess02 — 17 years ago(April 04, 2009 04:35 PM)

i agree w. whoever said that theyd want to beat up tommy (repeat kid).

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Dumb_Pirate — 15 years ago(May 29, 2010 12:34 PM)

Beat up Squints and then take his girl, Wendy Peffercorn.
Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?

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chicken_breasts — 13 years ago(July 04, 2012 07:01 AM)

I would fight Benny the Jet, rip off his clothes while I'm at it, and somehow turn it into intercourse. Ooooh yeah

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MargeGunderson-Brainerd — 13 years ago(February 01, 2013 01:35 AM)

Well, you are a bit more descriptive and graphic (that's a compliment ), but my brain instantly went there, too; my first thought was the adult version of Benny so we could kiss and make up.
And as Jerry, Kramer and George all can attest, make up sex after an argument is the absolute best.
So, when sheep are electrocuted, does it straighten their hair?

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madjew_2000 — 12 years ago(July 07, 2013 03:58 AM)

I would have fought ham who the hell is he to call bambi a wimpy deer!? clearly he did not see the second half of that movie
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ecvz — 10 years ago(June 18, 2015 01:56 AM)

I would have fought ham who the hell is he to call bambi a wimpy deer!? clearly he did not see the second half of that movie
I think he was just posturing. I think back to when I was his age: I would probably make fun of someone for bringing up Bambi too (even though I loved that movie - first movie I ever cried during as a child). It would just be posturing to sound "not wimpy". That's matters a lot when you're 10.
I don't hold it against him. I bet he secretly loved Bambi, as all kids do.

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nobodies666 — 11 years ago(September 29, 2014 10:35 PM)

Good thinking. I'd fight squints let Wendy join us
No respect you make me sick!! You give a aspirin a headache!!!

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I_Never_Miss — 12 years ago(January 22, 2014 05:56 PM)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz03OiU29Hk
You are all about to change your answers.

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ecvz — 10 years ago(June 18, 2015 01:52 AM)

Yeah-yeah.
He was easily the most annoying. I was pretty fond of everyone else.