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"He's a defective from Cuba."

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    jamesbwill — 12 years ago(June 10, 2013 05:20 PM)

    "He's a defective from Cuba."

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      Ditto-head — 12 years ago(June 25, 2013 03:59 PM)

      the lead in to it: "Just wanted to let Lynn know what she was in for if she married you. Stay away from her."
      -"Suck my ^&%"
      -"If you ever, ever tank another play like you did today I'm gonna cut your nuts off and stick down your $%^&ing throat."
      -Cerrano's speech to Jobu before he finally hit a curveball.
      -"this one here is dead!". "Cross him off then!"
      -I hate this %^
      &ing song!

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        jenld1029-2 — 12 years ago(July 01, 2013 10:14 AM)

        It is subtle, but cracks me up every time when Willie gets to first base in the opening game and the first baseman asks him where he thinks he is going.
        Wllie: taking my first steps toward the hall of fame.
        First baseman: My a$$

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          bankdawg — 12 years ago(July 13, 2013 01:25 PM)

          the first regular season game vs the yankees. heywood's first at bat he asks jake what he's doing here. jake says. "ahh, couldnt cut it in the mexican league"

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            bigcat20 — 12 years ago(July 17, 2013 01:33 PM)

            "hows your wife and my kids"

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              ColonelFaulkner — 12 years ago(July 28, 2013 10:40 AM)

              'They're $h!tty'.
              "Yeeha, just like f%^cking Saigon eh slick"?
              "I was in junior high dickhead"!

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                PulpFrellingDude — 12 years ago(September 09, 2013 03:26 AM)

                Want me to drag him out of here, kick the beep out of him?

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                  Shaftaire_of_Astora — 12 years ago(November 02, 2013 03:00 PM)

                  You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

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                    bigcat20 — 12 years ago(January 11, 2014 05:43 PM)

                    I saw your wife at the free lounge, hell of a dancer you must be very proud

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                      Splarne — 12 years ago(January 26, 2014 06:52 PM)

                      "You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?"
                      i think this one line inspired the Ricky Bobby character.


                      Thread ender.

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                        PKLarkins — 12 years ago(January 13, 2014 04:25 PM)

                        "We shoulda got a live chicken."

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                          bigcat20 — 12 years ago(January 14, 2014 10:40 AM)

                          Look Dorn if you want to be an interior decorator now thats none of my business but some of us still need this team.

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                            mjack421 — 12 years ago(March 06, 2014 08:42 AM)

                            "Lou, you better make it real clear to this little lady that I'm not about to take his beep
                            "Shut up Dorn."
                            LMAO
                            moviemanjackson.wordpress.com

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                                MichaelDavid94 — 12 years ago(March 29, 2014 12:36 AM)

                                "Look at this F*&^ing guy"
                                "Well, you might run like Hayes, but you hit like sh!t."
                                "They tell us you're a pitcheryou're sure not much of a dresser. We wear caps and sleaves, at this level, son."
                                "Vaughn, as juvenile delinquent in the off-season"
                                "Juuuust a bit outside. He tried the corner and missed."
                                That's my top five, but too many in the movie to mention them all!

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                                  BJSmith81 — 11 years ago(April 16, 2014 07:51 PM)

                                  "COME ON Dorn, get in front of the damn ball! Don't give me this " ole' " bullsh*t!"

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                                    gwnightscream — 11 years ago(June 14, 2014 04:46 PM)

                                    My favorites
                                    "Look At This beep Guy!"
                                    "This Guy Here is Dead, Cross Him Off Then!"
                                    "Christ I Can't Find It, The Hell With It?

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                                      nutsberryfarm — 11 years ago(June 15, 2014 08:34 AM)

                                      this isn't the california penal league, vaughn, we're professionals here!
                                      today's special: shrimp ceviche!

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                                        JoeyAbs — 11 years ago(June 15, 2014 05:16 AM)

                                        Up your butt, Jobu!

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                                          Shade2 — 11 years ago(June 20, 2014 07:14 AM)

                                          "Jesus Christ Cerano!"
                                          "Have to wake up bats!"
                                          and
                                          "Hats for bats"
                                          "Well she turned me in to a newt! I got better."

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