Rationalizing The Klowns
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Killer Klowns from Outer Space
AwesomeDood — 17 years ago(August 04, 2008 11:29 AM)
I believe there's a way to explain pretty much everything, from the klowns behavior to their weapons. But i need your help.
Specs:
-they're from outer space
-they drink blood to survive
-the clown-like behavior is simply their way of life and their reality
-their planet is larger and denser which causes stronger gravity. This explains the klown punching that guy's head off, because their muscles have developed more than ours due to higher gravity.
Technology:Popcorn
: fast-growing bacteria that LOOK like popcorn. When they group together in dark moist places, they're able to somehow grow into a small longnecked clown-looking monster. This is proven by the klown putting a bunch of popcorn into a garbage bin for it to grow into a monster; the popcorn at Debbie's bathroom forming into monsters ONLY in a closed toilet, closed cabinet, and closed garbage can. The biggest monster came from the toilet, so i guess more moisture means faster growth. The Klown kept the popcorn in a closed bag, so i assume the bag is simply completely dry and probably laced with some powder to absorb moisture. They're like snales with a soft moist inside and a bit tougher ligament-like outside. The inside is the brain while the outside is the tissue used to form the monster with other popcorn. Why do they do this? They're natural bacteria that fit perfectly in their world and turning into monsters is part of them protecting themselves. There's alot more life and threat to them in moist places so it is the time they need to protect themselves so evolution gave them a weapon. Holy CRAP why am i doing this again!?..sighnevermindCotton Candy Gun
: ahh the big one. The gun has a cartridge of highly saturated pink liquid sugar mixed with some sort of poison. The laser carries a few molecules of the sugar which THICKEN with air. So by the time the dragged molecules get to you, they have become string that have absorbed the air. Plus the poison kills and slowly melts you. The laser is actually alot like negatively charged lightning and YOU(the person in front of the gun) is the positive charge. This explains why the laser circles around the victim trying to hit every positive molecule on your body, carrying the string with it. I THINK this also explains the limited shapes. The "lightning" tries to get you into a perfect ball in order to equal the distance between the molecules(like what a water bubble does), but that oval raindrop shape is the best it can do with a human body.MAGIC!
: I wished they didn't have it..but then the movie wouldn't have been as fun. What is considered magic to us is simply their immense understanding of physics. They can somehow control air molecules but that power is limited. Which explains a klown riding an air-bicycle, causing shadows to eat people, and the fact that they don't use this power often. Being that they're so damn stupid i believe:- that power is part of their bodies..like an organ inside them that they're born with
or 2. these klowns are just the dumb strong worker klowns that have been given this power by the smarter klowns from their planet.
Energy BALL
: It is the klown ship's energy source. - that power is part of their bodies..like an organ inside them that they're born with
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mlyon1 — 17 years ago(August 27, 2008 09:52 PM)
As far as i know they only put girls in balloons,all the ones that i was able to see into which was most of them were girls.
If it also helps the biggest balloon they had was 5 foot 5 inch and the smallest was about 5 foot 2 inch.
The main girl that was trap in the yellow balloon was the tallest one that they had!
My guess is they can't go any bigger then maybe a 6 foot balloon,If it was a guy at 6 feet or taller sooner or later chances are they would find a way out either by useing there smarts or there strength.
Or a combo of both,But most girls are not as strong as guys! Which is why i think they just trap the women in the balloons and not the men. -
AwesomeDood — 17 years ago(September 27, 2008 08:44 AM)
I'm not a really big fan of the "sex" thing. It makes them more human. Although that is one of the main cult aspects extracted from this movie for some reason. Do girls have a fantasy of being screwed by big clown d!ck or something? The balloon thing is difficult to figure out. I'm outa ideas