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    Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — The Man with Two Brains


    simonreed77 — 16 years ago(February 13, 2010 08:22 AM)

    1 It is best to build complex machines from video-game arcade parts
    2 Steve Martin couldn't beep a gorilla
    3 A few minutes in the oven is enough to cook a brains nines
    4 Kathleen Turner has balls. Really
    5 The best thing to do with Scum Queens is throw them into pools of mud

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      Headbasket — 16 years ago(March 19, 2010 10:26 PM)

      1. Merv Griffin loves to kill people. Just really enjoys it.
      2. The genius of John Lillison, England's greatest one armed poet.
      3. Austria has very tough drunk driving field tests.
      4. No Austrian household is complete without a battering ram.
      5. Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr's brilliant research in brain transplantation is unsurpassed, and will probably make his name live beyond eternity.
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        TotalMonkey — 16 years ago(March 24, 2010 08:50 AM)

        1. Strike "probably."
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          eastcoastguyz — 15 years ago(August 18, 2010 08:39 PM)

          1. That three years of nursery school makes you think you know it all.
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            simonreed77 — 15 years ago(August 26, 2010 11:06 AM)

            1. Steve Martin's erection is hard enough to break ordinary doors glass.
            2. Kathleen Turner charges an extortionate amount to touch her behind.
            3. Hotel lifts don't like Steve Martin much.
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              FinnDivine — 15 years ago(September 19, 2010 07:37 AM)

              1. Climbing on walls requires a lot of saliva.
              2. If you're dead and want to give the living a sign, make sure it's clear enough.
                'Touch a button. Things happen. A scientist becomes a beast'
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                AJMST3K — 15 years ago(November 17, 2010 12:01 PM)

                Clive thought since it was Valentine's day, they should make a heart.

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                  xenophile2002 — 15 years ago(February 28, 2011 09:52 AM)

                  1. SOMEBODY has to play God.
                    I disagree with you, but I'm pretty sure you're not Hitler.
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                    joshyr-987-939529 — 15 years ago(March 01, 2011 06:29 PM)

                    1. Merv Griffin did not turn himself in and is still at large. If you have any idea as to his whereabouts, call your local theater manager.
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                      Headbasket — 15 years ago(March 24, 2011 02:09 AM)

                      1. Being married to Kathleen Turner and not getting to screw her for weeks will make you piss in a hospital sink.
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                        dkgambler — 13 years ago(April 24, 2012 05:12 PM)

                        1. Be VERY careful with Krazy Glue
                        2. Cats are frequently found in hospital operating rooms.
                        3. Good looking women may consider allowing strange men to touch their buttocks to be a career.
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                          westal_sage — 13 years ago(October 25, 2012 12:28 PM)

                          1. Necessiter's lab is layed out a bit like a pinball machine.
                          2. He put the a$$holes (er, azaleas) there on the porch just for her.
                          3. He's quite satisfied in the thumb-sucking dept.
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                                leetron — 13 years ago(November 21, 2012 07:12 AM)

                                1. Six weeks of not making love to your wife will make you tense.
                                2. Citizens Divorce is legal in Austria.
                                3. Being a successful neurosurgeon will compel Dolly Parton to want to have your baby.
                                4. You can make a condo look like a castle with a few throw pillows, some wallpaper, and a staple gun.
                                5. You don't need the "bzzz" thing to keep disembodied brains alive.
                                6. Austrian video games accept American coins.
                                7. Flaming drinks are for tourists.
                                8. Fame can interfere with your effectiveness of being a serial killer.
                                9. In the 14th Century, craftsmen in India made vases out of rubber.
                                10. Dum-dum bullets are illegal, but, then again, so is killing your husband.
                                11. Post-op mental illness can be remedied by screwing the top of your skull on tighter.
                                12. The brain cavity of a human being can hold three lemons.
                                13. Subdural and epidural hemotomas are very different things.
                                14. It's easy to find hot prostitutes in Vienna.
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                                  Blueghost — 12 years ago(May 08, 2013 04:18 PM)

                                  39a. That makes Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr mad.

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                                    DaveyOZ86 — 12 years ago(June 22, 2013 06:37 AM)

                                    1. Chicks with really annoying voices will be down for anything sexually.
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                                      RobBase086-1 — 13 years ago(December 02, 2012 04:46 PM)

                                      The arcade part you can tell is from the 70's and 80's.

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                                        ksf-2 — 12 years ago(July 04, 2013 07:13 PM)

                                        1. in the hospital, your right arm is on the left side, and
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