Favorite lines from S.O.B….
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Sandoz — 17 years ago(March 19, 2009 10:48 AM)
OK, since I'm beginning this, I'm gonna quote two:
Dr. Finegarten: And we're out of Vodka.
Culley: Jesus, I just opened a new fifth!
Dr. Finegarten: Well then it's only fair that I open the next one!
(Felix and Ben trying to calm Sally by listing other prestigious actresses who have done nude scenes in films)
Ben: and Liv Ullmann!
Felix: Liv Ullman? Really?
Ben: I think so!
Felix (to Sally, with solemn importance): LIV ULLMANN! -
jrs-8 — 17 years ago(March 26, 2009 10:55 AM)
Robert Preston seemed to have some of the best lines.
Felix: Can she work?
Dr. Finegarten: Is Batman a transvestite? Who knows?
OR
Polly: You're going to let that schister in?
Dr. Finegarten: I could sue you for calling me that Polly. A schister is a crooked lawyer. I'm a quack. -
cowboydesperado-1 — 16 years ago(April 17, 2009 11:22 PM)
Dr. Finegarten is about to give an injection.
Hitchhiker: 'You want me to do that?'
Finegarten: 'Are you by any chance a nurse?'
Hitchhiker: 'I used to be a junkie'
Finegarten: 'Would it endanger your amateur status if I asked you to use a sterilized needle?'
'We all dream of being a child again - even the worst of us. Perhaps the worst most of all' -
preppy-3 — 15 years ago(January 03, 2011 08:54 AM)
I forget the exact line but it's when Julie Andrews asks Robert Preston if she should show her breats on film. He points out he's her doctor and, in a totally clinical way, says "you have a good pair of knockers":)
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Mickey77 — 14 years ago(July 06, 2011 11:31 AM)
There are so many funny lines in this movie.
The one that makes me laugh the most was when Robert Preston tells Robert Webber to ask Richard Mulligans propped up corpse a question so it wont look suspicious to passing cops.
And Webber asks "Read any good books lately ?"
Still makes me roar every time I watch the clip.
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k_m_simpson — 14 years ago(January 02, 2012 05:28 PM)
Although it's been forever since I saw the movie, one of my favorite lines is when the doctor is preparing a needle. they ask him what is in it, and he starts naming a bunch of serious narcotics. The other two look shocked, and one asks, "Do you think it's okay for Felix to have all that?" The doctor replies, "Felix? This is for ME."
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GMJames — 13 years ago(August 03, 2012 01:54 PM)
Sally still under the effects of drugs
Sally: Mickey!!! Hi, Mickey.
Mickey: Hi.
Sally: I certainly am!
(Re: "I certainly am!"
I'd like to believe that Andrews was channeling film comedian Stan Laurel's famous line.) -
Sandoz — 11 years ago(January 26, 2015 11:09 AM)
Hey, don't forget the rest of that quote, it's even funnier! Don't remember it word-for-word, but it's something like
"Do you find that a fulfilling occupation?"
"Not really. But the armadillos seem to enjoy it."
"You may think thatI couldn't possibly comment."