Kamala 2024. Cope!
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soapbox original gangster — 1 year ago(July 21, 2024 08:00 PM)
Biden stepped down (from the race)
Kevin Sorbo's quest for that elusive academy award just became one step closer to reality: Trump Presidential Studios is rushing into production on a modern day revisit of the Biblical epic "Ben Hur" with Sorbo in the titular role. The sweet spot is that the once fiercely independent nature of the Academy is under attack and a more partisan version will emerge in 2025 on Oscar night. -
Uncreative — 1 year ago(July 21, 2024 08:02 PM)
That's great news. Now he can use his newfound powers given by the supreme court without any kind of backlash.
Pull an Uno reverse card and order red/swing states to move all their polling stations into cities with populations of 100,000 or more because it's too expensive and inconvenient to collect votes from all these Podunk villages. Send some supreme court judges and members of Congress on a one way all expenses paid beach vacation. Undo the last 10 years worth of supreme court rulings. Go full Dark Brandon with the time he has left and leave office with both middle fingers raised high. -
Uncreative — 1 year ago(July 21, 2024 08:11 PM)
It's like Lord of the Rings when Gandalf the Grey went down fighting the fat orange blob and then was reborn even stronger than before. And once his quest was finished he sailed off into the sunset. I guess this makes Kamala Harris our Aragorn.
