Lesser-celebrated lines

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I_Love_Hutch — 9 years ago(December 28, 2016 04:55 PM)

"Miss Jenkins said it was CLEAN? Miss JENKINS said it was clean! .MISS JENKINS DOESN'T KNOW $HIT FROM APPLE BUTTER!"
Okay, the last part of that was made up, but I still want her to say it. It would make me laugh.
I thought I was gonna die! - Roseanne Roseannadanna

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IfYouSeekJC — 5 years ago(March 13, 2021 10:50 PM)

"BARBARA PLEASE!!!! PLEASE BARBARA!"

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Gnip-Gnop — 5 years ago(March 14, 2021 12:52 AM)

“Helga, I am not mad at you, I am mad at the Dirt!”

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Gnip-Gnop — 5 years ago(March 14, 2021 12:56 AM)

“Is this an institution of learning, or a teenage brothel?”

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Gnip-Gnop — 5 years ago(March 14, 2021 12:59 AM)

“You may as well have ''Property of MGM'' tattooed on my backside!”