100 things I learned from Quest for Fire
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Quest for Fire
noe112001 — 15 years ago(January 28, 2011 04:35 PM)
- Smoke will attract the good guys from miles around, but the bad guys don't realize that smoke means fire.
- You can appease an angry Mastodon by offering him a fist full of the grass he's standing on.
- Fat cave chicks stay at camp while the thin one spends all her time at large.
- You're safe if you can run out of an attacking bear's cave, they're agoraphobic.
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xenophile2002 — 15 years ago(March 01, 2011 07:22 PM)
We're supposed to add new ones of our own.
5) Don't give the fire to the bald-headed cave man.
6) Rae Dawn Chong as Ika can smear paint on me any day.
7) It's not what you say (or even if you can understand it), it's how you say it.
Don't bring a rock to an atlatl fight.
I disagree with you, but I'm pretty sure you're not Hitler.- Jon Stewart
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Professor_Anthrax — 15 years ago(March 07, 2011 04:56 PM)
- The less hairy you are, the more likely you are to have a sense of humor.
- Women washing up in the river are fair game.
- You can sleep in a tree for as long as you like if you do not devour the leaves.
Never trust a woman or a government - Captain Yellowbeard
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xenophile2002 — 9 years ago(January 27, 2017 08:37 PM)
Thanks man. Glad you liked it. Seems a few people did and I didn't notice because I had some heavy stuff going on around that time. So five years too late turns out to be the perfect time for me.
I disagree with you, but I'm pretty sure you're not Hitler.- Jon Stewart
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tmack64-552-110411 — 14 years ago(October 20, 2011 09:13 PM)
- Human flesh doesn't taste too bad until you see the owner's skull
- Bring your own woman on a journey
- Prehistoric hands were too rough for masturbating
- Practice your big fire presentation first before showing your skills to the entire tribe
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docd1 — 13 years ago(June 24, 2012 11:43 PM)
- You never know when the only tree for miles around on the Serengeti will come in handy.
- On such an important mission, send only 3. The rest of us will wait right here and freeze our collective asses off waiting for you to get back. "Hurry back".
- Just because you can lay out the biggest cannibal, doesn't mean you've automatically earned the respect of the others.
- It's not enough to steal fire from your neighbors. Make sure you douse their fire too.
- Watch where you step. If you're not careful you could end up with a spear in the mouth.
- Eating human flesh builds bigger bodies.
- Even after you've been "cannibalized 'down there'", it's nice to know one can still enjoy a nice bj from a friend.
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I_Guard_Tanelorn — 13 years ago(August 24, 2012 06:30 PM)
- Raping a girl is a sure fire way to win her heart.
- Screwing 5 fat girls in a row will turn a skinny girl traitor with jealousy.
- 3 Stooges humor was always in style.
- The French even put mimes into historical caveman movies.
"I said no camels, that's five camels, can't you count?"