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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em

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arthur-tillbrook1 — 20 years ago(August 20, 2005 08:27 AM)

as my mother says on a monday its monday

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showtunestudent84 — 20 years ago(September 10, 2005 10:44 PM)

"Ohhhhh, Betty!" or "I've got plans Betty, I think I could do something with chickens"
lindsay

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shazeroon — 20 years ago(September 14, 2005 01:35 PM)

I love this show!!! Just bought em all on DVD! Michael Crawford is a genius, as a performer, singer and stunt man!!!!!!!!!! lol
Who would have thought the very man who said "Ooooh Betty!" would have made such a good Phantom!!!!
this face, the infection which poisons our love

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Hypertalkingheadsfan — 20 years ago(October 03, 2005 03:18 AM)

"Sorry George, I wet the bed"

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shazeroon — 20 years ago(October 05, 2005 01:15 AM)

We'll put it out in the morning
this face, the infection which poisons our love

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chettysocks — 20 years ago(October 16, 2005 02:20 AM)

as my mother always said,no man who never did nothing never made any mistakesyes.

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Reilly_4 — 20 years ago(November 01, 2005 11:50 AM)

oh no, im not getting another cat. i found it the other day clawing at the wallpaper so i shouted at it, and then it done a whoopsie in my beret!
What's that? You just called me a bastard didn't you!

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dwbutterworth — 20 years ago(November 09, 2005 02:06 PM)

"Somebody pinched my bottom"

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Singer15 — 20 years ago(December 05, 2005 07:29 PM)

We'll put it out in the morning
I kept repeating that line all day after seeing that episode
"There is no such uncertainty as a sure thing" Robert Burns

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tarekshawarby-1 — 20 years ago(January 02, 2006 11:43 AM)

Best Line Ever Is When He Is Clinging On to The Back Of The Bus And The Conductor Comes Out And He Says "
I Have'nt Got Any Change"

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takeanumbertobeme-1 — 20 years ago(January 10, 2006 07:43 AM)

my fave quote is when Frank and Betty are at George's foolproof house:
Frank: "I spent half an hour looking for the chain [in the bathroom]"
Betty: "Well, there isn't one. Didn't you see the button?"
Frank: "Oooh! I thought that was a fire alarm!"
Gets me every time!
I don't believe in God
It doesn't matter, He believes in you

• Count of Monte Cristo

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martinshepherd — 20 years ago(March 06, 2006 10:05 AM)

" Mr Spencer you had a soft spot didn't you!"
" WellI did like the treacle pudding!"
That had me in fits!

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martinshepherd — 20 years ago(March 06, 2006 10:34 AM)

or another good one is:
"I'm hear to see my wife, are you?"
"I don't think i know her!"
Genius

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Banedern — 19 years ago(May 18, 2006 10:02 AM)

Oooooh Betty The cats done a woopsie in my slipper

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lpokeefe — 19 years ago(June 01, 2006 12:07 PM)

In the "What word can precede these three words" scene in 'RAF Reunion':
FS: Cock!
T: I beg your pardon?
FS: Cock! Cock bird cock-a-leg
"Whennaya gonna give me some time, Sharona?"

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great_spotted_llama — 19 years ago(July 17, 2006 10:31 AM)

"I'm a man!"
"As my mother always said, no man who never did nothing never made any mistakes"- Frank Spencer

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retrogal83 — 19 years ago(July 18, 2006 10:33 AM)

"I represent Lewis and Company. Whole-Iron Sale-Mongers!"
"ooooooI think it's faulty!"
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(. (. You in't sin me, roight? Mark Williams. The Fast Show