how to be a troll…

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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — The Mechanic

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where_is_my_mind09 — 14 years ago(November 06, 2011 08:03 AM)

TIP: Go to the comments section of a movie (any movie) and claim how you watched 30 or 45 minutes of it then turned it off because "it SUCKED".
TIP: USE ALL CAPS.
TIP: Go on a rant about how movies made before 2003 are all stupid and how today's movies are great.

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where_is_my_mind09 — 14 years ago(November 06, 2011 08:07 AM)

Oh, and if the film has two male leads.post a comment questioning their sexual preferences.
Because we all know how GAY Samuel L. Jackson's and Travola's characters were in Pulp Fiction! They were GAY! LOL!

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UncleMouse — 14 years ago(November 06, 2011 03:12 PM)

Ask a question about the film (preferably the ending) that totally doesn't need to be asked by only watching it passably attentive.

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where_is_my_mind09 — 14 years ago(November 13, 2011 11:10 PM)

Good one.
EX: "Why was Neo able to fly in the air at the end of that Matrix movie?"
EX2: "Soat the end of the Dark Knight the Joker didn't win?

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rip63 — 14 years ago(December 15, 2011 06:56 PM)

Haha! Funny thread! Of course then there's that old chestnut, "Well, that's 2hrs of my life I'll never get back."
Tiresome, attention-seeking killjoys that they are

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MisterHex — 14 years ago(December 22, 2011 09:04 AM)

How did trollish people on the Internet become this way? It's like they were born on the World Wide Web.

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NAHNCEE — 12 years ago(January 05, 2014 08:30 AM)

I think that's the issue: they haven't "become" yet. They're 12, reasonably intelligent (i.e., smarter than a dog), and are looking for attention to validate themselves. They are at that age when they don't know what they don't know, so it's hard for them to avoid coming across as both arrogant and sublimely stupid.