The difference between Librarians and Analysts
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MovieManCin2 — 7 years ago(July 01, 2018 07:00 AM)
Librarians help fill your mind with knowledge.
Analysts fill it with nonsence.
Librarians ask you if you have your library card.
Analysts ask you "What do you think about that?"
Librarians use the Dewey Decimal System.
Analysts use the Do We Really Think That? system.
Librarians ask you hard questions.
Analysts ask you "Aren't you being too hard on yourself?"
Librarians work in a large library.
Analysts work in a small office.
Librarians ask you to sit in a chair.
Analysts ask you to lie down on a couch.
Librarians provide their service for free.
Analysts charge you $200 an hour.
Please discuss.
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