Idk who decided a pre-pubescent Spider-Man would be good for civil war He's better than Andrew Garfield though, he was t
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miek07 — 9 years ago(June 01, 2016 01:18 AM)
Peter Parker in the comics was a 15 year old kid when he became spiderman. This is perfect.
I hope they adapt http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Funny/UltimateSpiderMan -
miek07 — 9 years ago(June 01, 2016 01:36 AM)
Peter Parker in the comics was a 15 year old kid when he became spiderman. This is perfect.
I hope they adapt Young peter
Black Cat tries to seduce Spider-Man. Parker takes off his mask and goes in for a smoochie- she is shocked that he is a kid http://imgur.com/noFj1Jp
Peter saves a pop-star from a group of kidnappers than webs her mouth shut because she won't stop screaming and he's got a headache
Peter decides to invite Mary Jane over to his house and tell her his secret - that he's Spider-Man. And he does. MJ's response? Stunned silencefollowed by laughing her ass off, even to the point of falling off the bed from laughing too hard!"
Gwen decides to cheer Peter up by dragging him to a house party. Inevitably, the cops show up and everybody starts to run. After vaulting up a fence, she turns and offers a hand to Peter, with some encouragement about how he can climb it. What makes it is the look he gives her in return is a mix of dry amusement and annoyance.
Peter and the Hulk:
Peter: (whispered) Hulk? Smash that.
Hulk: (also whispering) Don't tell Hulk what to do.
1c84Peter: The one time I need you to do something, and you give me lip?
https://s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com:443/data.filmboards/images/upload/Y79eEc2.jpg lol
Spider-Man, having just taken out Electro and the Enforcers, is confronted by Kingpin. When asked why he is going after Kingpin, Spider-Man responds that this is an important question, and he wrote down his answer because he wants to get it right. Spidey pulls out and unfolds a sheet of paper and proceeds to read off a list of "you are so fat" jokes that send Kingpin into a rage. https://s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com:443/data.filmboards/images/upload/shcVxjO.jpg
Spider-Man: You took off my mask?!!
Beast: We wanted to make sure you were still breathing.
Spider-Man: Man! I am trying to keep a secret identity here!! No one respects my secret identity!! No one!! One secret! That's all I want. I want to put on the mask and keep it on!! And every time I turn around someone somewhere finds out I'm Peter Parker!
Shadowcat: We, uh, we didn't know your name.
Thug One: What are you supposed to be?
Spider-Man: What?
Thug One: The hell is this?
Spider-Man: I'm Spider-Man. Read a paper.
Thug One: Where's your costume? [referencing how he only has a mask on, the rest of the suit having been destroyed the previous issue]
Spider-Man: Your mom's washing it for me.
Spider-Man: What was your name again?
Elektra: Stop staring at them.
Spider-Man: What? No. What? I was
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jada-85327 — 9 years ago(February 12, 2017 11:40 AM)
I don't think Tobey is all that great of an actor. His performances were very wooden, and when the script called for him to show emotion, he over acted. He was making faces like Eddie Money used to. And that's not a good thing.
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