Poll: Funniest Filmboards Poster
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — The Watercooler
尺ロㄈにモイ-ら凡几 — 5 years ago(May 09, 2020 01:41 AM)
AJ
0%
0 votes
Ben
0%
0 votes
Bentley
0%
0 votes
Corwin
0%
0 votes
Gameboy
0%
0 votes
Horatio
0%
0 votes
Hungry
0%
0 votes
Mechanic
0%
0 votes
Morris Dancer
0%
0 votes
Nimda
0%
0 votes
Orson
0%
0 votes
Patrick
0%
0 votes
Rocket
0%
0 votes
Snow
0%
0 votes
SpringheelJack
0%
0 votes
Stammerhead
0%
0 votes
Steve Lake
0%
0 votes
Stygian
0%
0 votes
Thirsty
0%
0 votes
Vlad
0%
0 votes
Robgoblin
0%
0 votes
Obviously there are some posters missing. This is due to a few factors. One being I've been dealing with a complete ****er of a hangover. Another being that the people I didn't include aren't funny at all. Most of them are female, and females can't be funny. And the ones who are male aren't funny… and because of a leap in logic I made, this makes them female. Granted, some of the people included in the poll aren't funny either cough Bentley cough cough Gameboy cough *cough Steve Lake cough (I have COVID-19, btw), but I included them because of fears that I'd catch **** for not having a very inclusive poll.
So those are the reasons and that's my explanation. Hopefully, this will prevent any soft ***** from melting down over not being included and making their own poll to compete with mine.
Just know that if you complain and if you make a competing poll, you're soft, and a ****, and you need to die.
I live. I die. I live again. -
尺ロㄈにモイ-ら凡几 — 5 years ago(May 09, 2020 02:01 AM)
I was always going to survive. I was born in the cold. Molded by it. I didn't feel warmth until I was a man, but by then it was nothing but too damn hot.
Also whatever higher power there is has deemed my life too valuable to be ended despite all my attempts to do that. I don't know if I should be happy that some all-powerful being thinks I'm special or sad that I still have to continue to live this miserable existence because someone out there won't let me just die. Going to go have another drunk out on my porch and ponder my existence a bit.
I'll be seeing you guys tomorrow. Hopefully by then, this poll has a winner.
I live. I die. I live again.
