The mystery of Fugazis absentee cat
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hungryinconway — 1 year ago(January 24, 2025 04:25 AM)
Does anyone remember years ago when Fugazi posted a picture of his homemade bookshelf full of discontinued and possibly stolen middle school textbooks? He claimed it was at the house he paid rent on and shard with his roommates. I immediately responded to this outright lie by posting pictures of the actual run down trailer and a doxxing report listing his so-called roommates as his parents and sister. Alas, I'm not here today to talk about all that though, but rather what's really bothering me about that incident.
Skulking around that bookcase was a cat. A pitiful creature indeed, just what you would expect from this family of always down on their luck vagrants. But what ever became of this sad beast? I've asked him many times over the years, but he has never been forthcoming about it's fate, leaving me to only have worry and speculation over what it's final fate might be. I have some ideas. But none of them are good. I like to think the poor thing managed to escape and found a happy life outside the trailer park, though it seems unlikely.
I have a long weekend coming up. I was thinking about heading to his little village on the edge of the swamp and conduct an old fashioned investigation. I'm sure the cat isn't alive any longer, but I do intend to find out what became of him. It's rather doubtful I will be able to return him to the wild, but didn't Fugazi talk about a puppy or something? Maybe I can rescue and liberate him. hmm We'll see. I think i'll name him Grover.
Possible fates of fugazis cat?
1 - Fugazi sat on him. This is my best theory
2 - They ate him after blowing through their entire months supply of food stamps in 3 days.
3 - He "accidentally" hung himself while playing with string, making his escape from this cruel world.
4 - He disrespected Fugazi, so he killed and skinned the cat, making a nice wig for his bald mother. That sick ****.
5 - Ran away from home in despair after trying to teach Fugazi how to fend for himself in life by catching bugs and scavenging for food in dumspters, and failing miserably because he couldn't get Fugazi off the couch and off the internet long enough to teach him even the most basic skills.
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hungryinconway — 1 year ago(January 24, 2025 05:09 AM)
I have to get him groomed too. He has fleas and god knows what else. He's been living in a rickety old shack with some swamp people for awhile, very abused and neglected. I'm goin g to rescue him this weekend and get him all cleaned up, as much as possible.
I hope he isn't too traumatized from his surroundings to reintegrate into society and has to be put to sleep.
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.