Phaenon — 2 years ago(April 02, 2024 07:35 PM)
I just can't get enough
What I'd really like to see though is a planet full of midget/dwarf like humans who put on Wookie outfits and make out in big orgies that cover their entire planet when an Ewok accidently walks in and gets molested as a unwilling participant by the entire population of said planet who record it and send it all over the HoloNet as an initiation prank.
The Ewok gets sent to rape counselling therapy on Coruscant by way of compensation but a slightly older Jar Jar is the councillor and it seems has gotten himself a stutter and occasional burst of hysterical laughter apropos of nothing which sends the Ewok into a coma stupor that Jar Jar thinks can be fixed by gender reassignment.
Needless to say the Ewok wakes up, isn't pleased with what happened without their consent and take on the New Republic legally. Sadly though a new Sith Lord called Humzar Runnah
is the senate
and declares the Ewok to be a spiteful hate speaker and orders it to its own suicide.
To two sides of the galactic senate fight over what gender the Ewok was upon its peaceful passing and a new war breaks out which destroys the galaxy.
Only a bigot would stop that from being made
Are you a bigot?
Ding Dong
!
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